No truth social post from Trump yet? did they have to sedate him and take his phone?

[ZonkerHarris]

i mean it's the "greatest witch hunt in the history of the world" and he just heard they will ask for an indictment and....nothing?

No all caps posts decrying how unfair life is for old rich white men of power?

no bragging about his big crowds and poll sizes?

no whining like a little 4 year old brat?

Do you think they had to force the tranquilizers down his throat or did they sneak up behind him with a hypodermic needle and stick it in his fat ass?

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	He's been sedated
	3 (30%)
	He lost his phone
	0 (0%)
	He went catatonic from shock that laws would be applied to him
	1 (10%)
	He's too focused on the mara lago waffle bar to notice the news
	0 (0%)
	he's all alone and has no one to type for him since his tiny fat fingers can't hit the keys
	0 (0%)
	other (please show your work)
	6 (60%)
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[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

1. he is huddled with attorneys... stuff is getting real now

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

5. I was going to say he got pissed and threw his phone against the wall but

your reason is better and I'll go with that. If this is true, he is in a quicksand-like pool of shit and sinking.

[Tetrachloride]

9. 5 attorneys playing keep away on the phone

3 attorneys trying to find Ginni Thomas, Bill Barr, Mark Meadows.

1 attorney arguing with a Russian.

Valet ready with more hamburgers.

2 calm and cool attorneys, the ones who do the work, sit on briefcases of cash.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. He had best order a truckload of DEPENDS in HUGE...

Because the shit is going to roll.

[ZonkerHarris]

3. That's it. He must be busy signing for the delivery

[Rocknation]

4. 4-year-old-brat whining accomplished: Posted on DU about an hour ago

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[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

8. "REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS MUST MAKE THIS THEIR #1 ISSUE!!!"

Hey GFY Trump- your ass is grass and lawnmower Jack Smith is approaching.

[fierywoman]

6. He's weighed down with a very dirty diaper and can't move to get the phone.

[usonian]

7. He's having trouble connecting to the internet on that clandestine plane, OR SUBMARINE.

Take his own airplane?

[alittlelark]

10. He's busy costuming himself so he can FLEE!!!

Hope so anyways - I’ve been predicting he’s gonna flee since Jan 6 - it would be cool to be right.

[lastlib]

11. Twenty of his best lawyers jumped on him.....

stuffed a "My Pillow" in his mouth, told him to STFU, and that they'd strangle him with his own red tie if he so much as whispered out loud......

[ZonkerHarris]

12. That is a story I can believe

[AnnaLee]

13. He is all thumbs

and, didn't you hear, the all-cap format created blisters on his thumbs. Beware the all-cap, it's blistering but not to the reader.

[Jarqui]

14. They ran out of ketchup - that's for sure ... nt