You might be a redneck if ya

[Smackdown2019]

You might be a redneck if you have trump bumper stcker on your 1985 chevy pickup and flying a trump flag in 2023.

You might be a redneck if mix up Goetz and Boebert of the states they represent.

You might be a redneck if you believe Billionaire trump sent that text message directly to you asking for some more money from your 20k year job, and you do it.

You might be a redneck if you believe anything trump says, bleach works according to trump!

You might be a redneck.........

Continue please......

[Eko]

1. You might be a redneck if ya

Don't drink Budweiser beer because of them giving a trans person a beer with their picture on it instead of how shitty it tastes.

[Beakybird]

2. You might be a redneck if you try to catch Lyme disease after you already caught COVID

because you like your Corona with Lyme.

[Beakybird]

3. You might be a redneck if you wear a tank top in the winter

to let everyone know you believe in the right to bare arms.

[Beakybird]

4. You might be a redneck if your idea of a diet

is running to the paint store to get thinner.

[SYFROYH]

5. the things you list have nothing to do with being a redneck.

[Eko]

6. How's this one.

You might be a redneck if you go to see the Allman Brothers and get mad at all the hippies there.

[SYFROYH]

9. I don't like making jokes at the expense of our redneck brother and sisters

[Eko]

12. I grew up in Ga, Fla, NC and Va.

Also Idaho, Arizona, and Michigan. Mostly the south though. My brother and sisters of the south are not rednecks at all, though some are farmers, hunters and just good people. Even the definition of redneck has changed. The Rednecks from the 1921 Battle of Blair Mountain are long gone. That morphed into the jock kids in my first year of high school in NC who fought me just cause I was a skate punk from VB. The ones that would try to run you over as you skated in downtown. Those were the modern rednecks, flying the confederate flag off their trucks and boats. The ones who vote for trump. That's what the modern redneck is now and not to be confused with a southern man or woman. Some of us took that seriously, the challenge to be a southern man or woman. That change was going to come at last. That we would change. Not a redneck.
Eko.

[Silent Type]

15. Seriously, I get your point. I grew up among rubes. Detests their politics, but

they are people too.. I’m conflicted at times. But other times — when their hatred and ignorance is so extreme — I can rationalize despising them.

[Tetrachloride]

7. you might be a redneck

if you have a red neck

[gopiscrap]

8. You might be a redneck if you incorrectly spell

your political action signs

[SledDriver]

10. One of my favorites

[Skittles]

18. if you have to climb the local water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor

you might be a redneck!

[Progressive Lawyer]

38. Shaming poor people who can't afford dinnerware will always guarantee laughs. Bravo.

[Mopar151]

11. Original meaning of RedNeck? Tough as nails, rough as a cob?

A UNION MINER! A man you could trust with your life, underground. And no one to piss off,above it!

Jeff Foxworthy's definition is: Someone with a delightful absence of sophistication!

"If you have to move a transmission so your wife can take a bath, you might be a redneck!"

[rubbersole]

17. ...if you go to a family reunion to pick up women.

Old, but funny. Does that make Rudy a redneck?

[GoodRaisin]

13. Not sure about redneck, but damn sure you'd be a magat

if you do those things.

[Skittles]

19. agreed, there is certainly a difference

it's like gun owners and gun humpers - there are differences...

[TexasDem69]

14. If you're

One of the millions of voters from any rural area in America who voted for Biden, Obama and any other Democrat. I’m not sure what the point of this post is but it isn’t particularly witty.

[betsuni]

16. +1

[Duppers]

20. Sorry but WTF?!

Voting for Obama or Biden makes you a redneck????

[marble falls]

22. He's saying he's sick and tired of division politics, that rednecks and rural poor vote for ...

... Democrats in significant numbers.

I get his point and support it.

Coal miners (wiki)

The term "redneck" in the early 20th century was occasionally used in reference to American coal miner union members who wore red bandanas for solidarity. The sense of "a union man" dates at least to the 1910s and was especially popular during the 1920s and 1930s in the coal-producing regions of West Virginia, Kentucky, and Pennsylvania.[18] It was also used by union strikers to describe poor white strikebreakers.[19]
Late 20th and early 21st centuries

Writers Edward Abbey and Dave Foreman also use "redneck" as a political call to mobilize poor rural white Southerners. "In Defense of the Redneck" was a popular essay by Ed Abbey. One popular early Earth First! bumper sticker was "Rednecks for Wilderness". Murray Bookchin, an urban leftist and social ecologist, objected strongly to Earth First!'s use of the term as "at the very least, insensitive".[20] However, many Southerners have proudly embraced the term as a self-identifier.[21][22] Similarly to Earth First!'s use, the self-described "anti-racist, pro-gun, pro-labor" group Redneck Revolt have used the term to signal its roots in the rural white working-class and celebration of what member Max Neely described as "redneck culture".[23]

[albacore]

26. Farther back than that...

https://www.etymonline.com/word/redneck

[marble falls]

23. Good point!! This dividing us up works against all of us.

[albacore]

27. The divisions are there... not made up. nt

[Smackdown2019]

30. Purpose of this post is to poke fun at Republicans that are still

Purpose of this post is to poke fun at Republicans that are still die-hard Trumpers.

Idiots!

AKA REDNECKS!

[WhiskeyGrinder]

31. Why is "redneck" a bigger insult than "Trumper"?

[WhiskeyGrinder]

24. What the fuck is this shit right here

[BlackSkimmer]

29. Yes.

[USALiberal]

35. Self delete!

[nolabear]

37. Amen. Senseless insults are senseless insults on all sides.

[KentuckyWoman]

25. I've been called redneck quite a few times.

Obviously, your post is in good fun and taken that way. I like redneck jokes as good as anyone. My fav is still from Foxworthy. If your Grandma keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.... Runner up ... if one of your relatives ever opened a beer at a funeral.

I do understand you are singling out the small minority of voters that have turned into rabid Trump cultists. However, As I grow older I find it is generally assumed that everyone who comes from where I grew up is a redneck hillbilly MAGA dumbshit - and I'm the exception. This could not be more wrong, and I don't think advancing that mindset helps anyone.

[honest.abe]

28. If your dog rides in your front seat more than your wife.

A “redneck” friend of mine in college from Tennessee had a bunch of these one liners. I can’t remember most of them.

[Progressive Lawyer]

32. Race / economic / education stereotypes are now encouraged here?

[LAS14]

34. Good point. I'd like to ban any opinion that involves "all are ".

Although, as I was typing this, I realized I really don't know what "redneck" means. Does it mean a white southerner of low education? Then I don't like this thread. Does it mean a racist white person who supports Trump? Well...OK.

[Progressive Lawyer]

33. What's next, "n-word" jokes in this forum...because after all, its just all in good fun?

[USALiberal]

36. +1000

[Progressive Lawyer]

39. Next on the menu, "wetback" jokes! Come on let's hear 'em! SMH

[Smackdown2019]

40. Better than "lets go brandon"

Seriously! I see these rednecks daily, they would fork over every dime they have to that man and their image is a laughing stock.

[Progressive Lawyer]

41. So a joke mocking a person's ethnicity is somehow better than a joke mocking Biden?

Yikes!

[Smackdown2019]

42. Ethic?

WTF are you saying ETHIC?

Trumpers are dumb! No ethic evolve.

Rednecks are not an ethical group. They fall into the dimwit class.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

43. Get a hold of yourself, Jesus Christ.

[Smackdown2019]

44. Context

This was a humor post on a Saturday night...

Not putting down any Democrats or even Republicans, just TRUMPERS.

Get use to it... may post "You might be a redneck" next Saturday night....