We're in it now. So what does The Donald do to stay out of prison?

[Joinfortmill]

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	Heads for foreign lands
	5 (18%)
	Makes a secret deal to be declared incompetent to stand trial & is confined for life to Mar-a-Lago
	1 (4%)
	Commits suicide
	1 (4%)
	Takes his chances at trial and tries to delay his day of reckonning
	18 (64%)
	Other, please put in comments
	3 (11%)
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[taxi]

1. He pulls out the Bundy playbook and calls his goons to arms.

[DBoon]

2. he does like Hermann Goering and chews a cyanide tablet

[Kennah]

10. Turns out to be Pez

[DBoon]

12. didn't pay the cyanide bill

[AKwannabe]

3. Other

He isn’t gonna stay out of jail now! Due to this post below I am betting.

So nothing he can do.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218150679

[lastlib]

4. Flee to Urugay and fight extradition?

Prince Bone Saw wouldn't want him, unless he brings back Jared's $2bln--with interest.

[FakeNoose]

6. He'd never go there, or to any other South American country

The only places Chump would want to go, would never allow him in. (Scotland, UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand) Any place that would take him, he'd never go. It's too late now but Chump should have done what his buddy Epstein did - buy a small Caribbean island. Bribe everyone to avoid extradition.

[Kennah]

11. Not too late to do what Jeffrey Epstein did

[Backseat Driver]

5. As proclaimed by MBS - New ringmaster of festivities

where he can oogle the best of the beauties naked and interfere with judging and grift a bit to get by - Was the deal set many months ago; I don't care; do you!

https://www.visitsaudi.com/en/events/king-abdulaziz-camel-festival1

[doc03]

7. Whatever the case Trump will never be in prison.

[Lettuce Be]

8. Get convicted but not encarcerated (somehow), then years-and-years of delay on appeals ...

And hope against all hope that an R becomes President once again and pardons his ass. That is my best guess about his strategy at this point. There is no question he will never be acquitted. There may be hung juries; we'll have to wait and see on that, but no one could see all the evidence (of which we've heard only a fraction) and not know he is guilty.

With the sum total of all the cases against him, appeals could take a very long time, a decade, for instance. At that point, he'd be nearly 90 years old. They probably figure he can run out of the clock, or better bet, someone will pardon him.

I'm not sure what happens at the state level though. He's sure to be convicted in Georgia, at least in my opinion.

[Joinfortmill]

9. 👍

[FakeNoose]

13. If there's any Repuke who could get elected Potus - and that's a big "if" ...

... it will never be someone who'd consider pardoning Chump.

The only electable Repukes (not even sure if there are any) would gain nothing by giving the podium back to Chump. Can anybody else think of any? Ted Cruz? Nah! Lindsey Graham? Forget it! Ron DeSantis? Not a chance!