With Apologies to Cheap Trick
To the tune of "Surrender":
Fani told me, yes she told me
I’d meet crooks like you.
She also told me, watch the news,
You never know who I’ll catch.
Just the other day I heard
Of attempts to evade the court.
Indictments for conspirators
Will make their dodging short.
Rudy’s all right, Sidney’s all right,
They just seem a little screwed.
Surrender, surrender,
Oh, please give yourself away.
Jack Smith says that Fani’s right,
She’s really up on things.
RICO law is on her side
Let’s see what the trial brings.
Now I had heard that Trump recuited
Losers for his war.
But Fani isn’t one of those,
She’ll put him away for years.
Eastman’s all right, Powell’s all right,
They just seem a little screwed.
Surrender, surrender,
Oh, please give yourself away.
Whatever happened to all this season's
Losers of the year?
Every time I got to thinking
Where'd they disappear?
Then I woke up, Don and crew
Had war plans on the couch,
Boasting how it was all hush-hush,
Got classified records out.
Donny’s not bright, no he’s not bright,
Now he is completely screwed.
Surrender, surrender,
Oh, please give yourself away.
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay . . .
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