Will the Klown Kar Konference elect a new Klaxon before government funding runs out again?

[struggle4progress]

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	Nothing more happens until the arsonists get past the excitement of all the fire engines
	1 (17%)
	Wow! Bipartisanship produces real results!
	1 (17%)
	"Watch me stop my machine by sticking my dick in the gears!"
	0 (0%)
	And with any luck, Donald Trump will be in jail by Thanksgiving!
	0 (0%)
	Just to summarize: the seven dwarves crashed their own party
	0 (0%)
	Which GOP candidate has the experience needed to work with Congress?
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	After another sixty rounds of voting, I guess they'll re-select Kevin
	3 (50%)
	Can anybody blame this whole mess on Hunter Biden's laptop?
	1 (17%)
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[The Magistrate]

1. I've A Small Wager With A Grandson, Sir

Speaker is elected and a continuing resolution passed on the same night, with twelve hours or less remaining on the shut-down clock....

[struggle4progress]

2. That seems quite plausible

[TheRealNorth]

3. Wonder how many of those bastards today.....

Are going to make some money tomorrow by short selling on the stock market. I imagine this will rattle the market some.

[roamer65]

4. Klown Kar Kaucus...or Konference.

KKK.

How fitting.