What's the proper way to refer to Trump's progeny? Children doesn't seem right

[Xipe Totec]

Offspring?
Descendants?
Larvae?

[Ohiya]

1. Heir-Heads nt

[Xipe Totec]

3. I'd go for Hair-heads

[LenaBaby61]

7. Pieces of shit .....

[Xipe Totec]

17. Good, but already covered by Dingleberries.

[BigmanPigman]

2. I always thought they were called spawns

[Xipe Totec]

4. Yea, that seems good.

[msongs]

8. yes, spawn...like salmon nt

[RussellCattle]

53. "Spawn of the Devil" was my thought. Wouldn't pick on Salmon.

[CanonRay]

5. Spawn.

Devil's Spawn, if you prefer.

[peggysue2]

19. Yes

I prefer that, too. Spawn. It has a decidedly creepy ring to it.

[Pluvious]

49. I was about to post that too...

After pondering the question for 17 nanoseconds

[TexasTowelie]

6. Unaborted orgasms.

[JoseBalow]

9. Dingleberries

[Xipe Totec]

13. I like that!

[Jaydog]

10. Awfspring

[Xipe Totec]

11. That's good! But how about Oafspring

[Probatim]

12. Co-defendants...

[Xipe Totec]

15. Now that... is a good one.

[tblue37]

14. Spawn.

[FSogol]

16. Spoor? Droppings? Halfwits?

[ret5hd]

18. Crotch fruit

[Xipe Totec]

64. That's good... Damned good...

[NameAlreadyTaken]

20. Collateral Damage

[gopiscrap]

21. demon spawn or

shit stains on the asshole of humanity

[meadowlander]

22. Spore

If you know, you know

[jdadd]

23. Children of the con ...

[albacore]

24. ".... brown stain on the mattress..."

Courtesy: Gunny Hartman

[DemocraticPatriot]

25. MAGAts!

End of story.

[Straw Man]

26. Litter.

Except that I believe the term refers to several offspring born simultaneously.

[BamaRefugee]

38. well, litter means *TRASH* so it's acceptable.

[Xipe Totec]

65. +1 nt

[niyad]

27. corrupt scum

[Mike Niendorff]

28. Co-conspirators.

MDN

[Retrograde]

29. I usually go for "spawn"

but Idiot Son, Blond Idiot Son, and Princess also work for me

[FHRRK]

30. Uday, Qusay, Riadah Barbie, Tiffany and stretch.

The first three, I hope the have horrible deaths, the final two, I hope I never hear from them again.

[Hekate]

31. Spawn always works for me

[moniss]

32. Evil spawn??

[moniss]

33. Hatchlings?

[Cha]

34. spawn.

[brush]

35. Spawn sounds about right. There are some suitable adjectives that could be placed before the word...

but I'll leave them to whatever pejorative the reader prefers.

[RainCaster]

36. Spawn, as others have said

Certainly nothing more respectful is needed.

[LastDemocratInSC]

37. Capos?

[John Shaft]

39. Gonorrhea Discharge

[mercuryblues]

40. I like Traitor Tots

[Mysterian]

41. Spawn, like a fungus

seems appropriate.

[Rincewind]

42. Rancid crotch fruit. nt

[HAB911]

43. Spawn

[ProudMNDemocrat]

44. The fruit of Lice-Ridden Loins.

Otherwise known as CROTCH ROT.

[MurrayDelph]

45. I was thinking

Hellspawn.

[Rebl2]

46. Adult children

that hang on to daddy’s coat tail because they can’t make it on their own.

[anarch]

47. Hell-spawn

[MineralMan]

48. I call them his "get."

An obscure usage of that word, and one that confuses people. It's meant to be insulting.

[fargone]

50. Well mushrooms produce spores

[Arthur_Frain]

51. Larvae

nt

[Gimble]

52. Spawn? (nt)

[AloeVera]

54. The Three Stooges.

[OAITW r.2.0]

55. Spoiled-D-crats

[Dave Bowman]

56. Parasitic psychos.

[ratchiweenie]

57. Seed. As in bad seed.

[Jedi Guy]

58. Crotch goblins.

I'd also accept "misbegotten spawn."

[Scrivener7]

59. Gene pool pond scum.

[NowISeetheLight]

60. Devil Spawn?

[NowISeetheLight]

61. Thinking About It

Thinking about it TFG probably has his own nicknames for each.

Don Jr = The Protégé
Eric = The Mistake
Ivanka = Next Wife

[Liberal In Texas]

62. Trust Fund Traitors.

[no_hypocrisy]

63. The fruit of his loins