This is probably "Lounge" material, but I think this says a lot about Murikans.

[albacore]

I changed out the old toilet in the master bath. I ordered one from a Big Box store. Nice unit. One of their best sellers.
I noticed.. there on the box...that it says it can flush 7 billiard balls in one flush!!!! It's also got "Stealth Technology".
My god.... there must be a LOT of people not getting enough fiber in this country for that to be a selling point on a toilet.
trump has said he hates the modern toilets that you have to flush several times. I know he's leading the Fascist Renewal, but is he also leading some kind of Shitter Revolution??

[msongs]

1. could come in handy if you eat 8 billiard balls in one go nt

[OAITW r.2.0]

5. And you are not chewing them.

Straight to the bowels.

[JackCoop]

2. She Was So Mad, She Was Shittin' Billiard Balls

[doc03]

3. I think I heard Trump say you have to flush 10 -15 times with

these new toilets.

[czarjak]

4. Drain. The. Swamp.

Was camouflage for Swamp. The. Drain.

[True Dough]

6. I believe it's more bathroom material

than Lounge material!

[petronius]

7. Seven billiard balls is like 2/3 of a mission-style burrito

So yeah, this toilet is useless to me - might as well just poop in the woods...