OMG!! President Biden Drinks Shake From a Straw, Fux News Goes Bonkers! (news at eleven)

[B.See]

Aldous J Pennyfarthing (author of Dear Fkng Lunatic) always makes me laugh. As does the Cap (a.k.a. showercapblog.com)

President Biden drinks shake through straw, Fox loses it, Jimmy Kimmel claps back - Dailykos

We’ve finally found a presidential scandal to rival Teapot Dome, Watergate, and the legion of horrors Donald Trump visited on our heads that somehow got memory-holed faster than Barack Obama’s tan suit. Sure, Trump may have ignored a deadly pandemic and tried to overthrow the U.S. government before spending the next three years working on a children’s version of “Mein Kampf” (and by “working on,” we of course mean “reading”), but at least he’d never drink a milkshake through a straw. Right?

[tanyev]

1. How else does one consume a milkshake?

[Attilatheblond]

5. Guess they just what him to drink it like a glass of water

You KNOW they would be hoping for a big spill so they could talk about Biden being so old he can't drink a milkshake without wearing it.

[woodsprite]

16. They wanted him to drink from the far side of the glass. nt

[patphil]

30. Of course! That's the way it's done!

Joe shows he's a real man; one who isn't worried about the "optics" of drinking a milkshake.

[onecaliberal]

2. That is how one drinks a shake. For fucks sake.

[dmr]

40. No, not how TFG does it ...

he sucks on a hoooge baby bottle with a big ol' hole in the nipple.

[Attilatheblond]

3. Am I the only one old enough to remember how picky Sarah Palin was about insisting on ALWAYS having 'bendy straws'

with water at podiums when she had a speaking gig?

[uponit7771]

4. WAIT !!! Biden hasn't worn a brown suite yet !!!

[Niagara]

22. Biden did in fact wear a tan suit!

https://www.businessinsider.com/biden-wears-tan-suit-exactly-7-years-after-obama-controversy-2021-8

[Meadowoak]

6. Maybe none of them haven't figured out how a straw works.

The other side isn't very bright.

[Conjuay]

26. they must have

figured out how to use a straw…

THEY ALL SUCK.

( the adults in the room will pardon the interruption and continue their discussion)

[bucolic_frolic]

7. Fribble, Frostie, Shake - always used a straw

The days of those grand sugar dumps are long gone though.

[TheBlackAdder]

8. When I think manly man, Jesse Watters is the first that comes to mind with his Boy's Town Choir voice.

[Haggard Celine]

9. If you don't use a straw for your shake,

you either need a spoon or you have to let it melt before you drink it. If you do that, however, you risk getting the shake all over yourself.

[B.See]

10. And as the article points out Chief Bonespurs HIMSELF SOLD fkng STRAWS!

I swear, the connivingly underhanded BANALITY of the MAGA minded NEVER ceases to amaze.

[unblock]

11. Meanwhile, Donnie looks like a baby holding a water bottle with both hands

[Cha]

28. he So Does! With a Big Ugly trump head.

[Ptah]

12. Oh my !!1!!1!

[AllaN01Bear]

13. good , but my poor nerves .

yeah , but how else do u drink a shake ?? hmmm.

[Attilatheblond]

14. OMG

Link to tweet

[Cha]

27. Rec.. Jesse Waters Blew it! TY

I retweeted that

Link to tweet

[area51]

42. Yep. And Jesse

is creepy.

[Cha]

47. Oh gawd..

I didn't know what he looked like.. he's so proud of being Creepy.

[eppur_se_muova]

43. Ummmm ... I'm confused. Is that supposed to be the *masculine* way ? nt

[lpbk2713]

15. I hope to hell he wasn't wearing a beige suit.

We'd never hear the end of the pissing and moaning.

[CTyankee]

17. And didn't Obama look GREAT in that beige summer suit? They were really jealous...

[B.See]

23. Exactly. It's how the d-less get their "bde"

And remember when the clowns pitched a b-------- because Obama once saluted Marines on the tarmac while holding a coffee in the other hand??

I mean, HEY, it's not like Obama called the nation's top brass the "dumbest people he's ever met" or called American trooops "suckers and losers" or said of America's prisoners of war, "I like people who weren't captured" -

like the BONESPURS in CHIEF had reportedly done.

[keithbvadu2]

29. The evil tan suit

The evil tan suit

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

35. Sheesh

It's not enough that Obama had brains out the wazoo, but he was super-handsome, too.

[Qutzupalotl]

18. Next thing you know, he'll put mustard on a hamburger.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

36. It wasn't putting mustard on a burger

Most people do that.

It was putting colored mustard--er, *brown* mustard on it.

[Qutzupalotl]

44. That makes all the difference.

[JoseBalow]

19. Everyone knows you use a straw

[pnwmom]

20. No straight man cares how other men's lips "purse" while they're using a straw.

You've just given yourself away, Jesse Watters. You might have have an "unblemished record of heterosexuality" as you've past claimed, but there's something going on.

You also said "unbecoming." My gay father would use that word, but none of the straight men I know.

https://www.queerty.com/jesse-watters-touts-unblemished-record-of-heterosexuality-before-thirsting-over-trumps-mugshot-20230828

Jesse Watters touts “unblemished record of heterosexuality” before thirsting over Trump’s mugshot

[Bev54]

21. I have always drank a milkshake through a straw, haven't had one for years but not

sure how other people drink them, but everyone I know drinks theirs through a straw.

[B.See]

24. Actually a milkshake, a chocolate malt (remember those?) or an ice slushie...

are about the ONLY drinks I use a straw for. Otherwise I'd get brainfreeze.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

37. I'm the opposite

I get brain freezes from regular drinking, while a straw keeps me from drinking too much at once--the cause of brain freeze. Besides, a lid with straw keeps cold drinks cooler for longer than leaving them uncovered in a glass.

[Cha]

25. Lol Jimmy Kimmel Grasping at Straws!!.. OMG.. I'm in Tears laughitng so hare..

Of course, there’s also the inconvenient fact that Trump not only uses straws but also sold straws for a time to raise funds for whatever it is he raises funds for. (Mostly campaigning, defending himself against a raft of felony charges, and attempting to corner the global lard market.)

TY

[keithbvadu2]

31. Protocol

[DBoon]

33. one has an advanced degree in chemistry

The other requires two hands to drink water

[Mr.Bill]

32. This is nowhere near the level of controversy

of when Trump sat down with Jon Stewart and ate Pizza with a fork. In New York, no less!

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

38. Shocked no one shot him for that fork routine

I've seen it done, but only by pretentious yobs who think that's how high society yobs do it (it isn't).

[CTyankee]

39. certainly not in New York! And people in New Haven would sure look at you funny!

[FakeNoose]

45. It's his dentures ... Chump wears dentures and he doesn't want anyone to know

Could it be his vanity? Probably.

He's also hard of hearing and has trouble understanding questions shouted by journalists, and that's why he hates to do pressers. These are problems that some old people have. It won't stop him from ridiculing Joe Biden every chance he gets

[sakabatou]

46. Or putting ketchup on steak

[sakabatou]

34. But drinking a small glass with two hands is absolutely fine

[Dirty Socialist]

41. The horror!

The…horror!!!