In Alabama, we have opportunity for Name it and Claim it, 2.0

[FeelingBlue]

Adopt an available embryo and get a nice tax deduction.

The embryos could stay frozen at the clinic and the adoptive parents could name it and claim it on their taxes.

It’s the new, “Name it and claim it,” for any of you who grew up in the church. I hope someone will try this.

[Irish_Dem]

1. Do you get visitation rights to your embryo children?

You get to stand in front of the freezer, take pictures and bring them gifts on the holidays?

[FeelingBlue]

2. Absolutely!

Photos in front of the freezer!!

At holidays, put out milk and cookies just like you do for Santa!!

[Think. Again.]

3. I think the biggest question is, what is it's birthday and when can it legally drink?

[FeelingBlue]

4. Birthday:

Day of conception, no??

Teetotaler.

[Irish_Dem]

7. Our birthdays have been calculated all wrong.

We are all 9 months older. In my case, 7 months, I was a preemie.

[FeelingBlue]

5. You bring up a very good point

About birthdates:

Alabamians will now have two legal dates to carry around:
1) The date you became a child
2) The date you were born

[Irish_Dem]

8. I don't want to be a Leo.

[Aristus]

6. That whole churchy Name It, Claim It thing is one of the reasons Mrs. Aristus left Evangelical Christianity and became

a liberal atheist.

She was just so fed up with everything they did that went against the teachings of Jesus.

Now she doesn't even believe in Jesus anymore, either.