Katie Britt Was Missing Just Two Things

[MineralMan]

It would have been a perfect Trumpish rebuttal had she:

1. Worn an apron.
2. Pulled a tray of freshly baked cookies out of her oven.

Since the MAGA idea of a women's place is in the kitchen or the maternity ward, not including those two things spoiled her little kitchen counter chat with America.

[underpants]

1. As I was watching it...

I was thinking “Why don’t they have her making someone a sandwich?”

Women’s History Month no less

[brewens]

2. I was wondering why she isn't pregnant? n/t

[ShazzieB]

40. And she had exactly 2 kids and then stopped.

Don't you think it's just barely possible that birth control (which Republicans want to ban) was involved?

[Omnipresent]

55. Only two kids?

Doesn’t she know that, that is a no-no for magas.
Two kids only replace her and her husband.

[rubbersole]

56. Maybe her husband just couldn't stand her voice anymore.

I understand.

[Bayard]

62. Did they show her below the waist?

How are we supposed to know if she was pregnant and barefoot?

[lame54]

3. A shot of her bare feet

[Kennah]

4. Some Pentecostals would burn her at the stake for that

[Traildogbob]

5. A MAGA hat

And a Mug Shot tee shit. There was a Merch booth outside the house chamber. Kid Rick and Nugent were manning the table for their Star.
Two members wore their purchase inside the chamber, promoting the traitorous ass hole that sent the cult inside to attack it.

[tavernier]

6. A brain and a heart.

She definitely lives in OZ.

[DemocraticPatriot]

7. A box of kleenex to dry her crocodile tears over America

[LenaBaby61]

64. The pig that Mrs. Vanilla, lying Handmaiden supports is a ...

RAPIST.

But she's fine with that

I'm so done with these women like that Mrs.Whispering Stepford Waterford jackass like Britt bow down to, defend and love like her RAPIST personal jesus tRumputin

[peggysue2]

8. I think she was going for an Oscar last night

Best performance in a dramatic, fictional monologue.

[MineralMan]

17. High school theater, more like.

She was classically overacting.

[SergeStorms]

39. Epic fail.

I used to work in the theater. She reminded me of a first-time college student auditioning for a role in a play.
Over-emoting to the max because she read in a textbook that you have to while acting on stage.
Acting on stage and for TV are two different animals. She failed to realize that.

It was a pitiful performance. 👎

[Stuckinthebush]

9. Pulled a tray of frozen embryos out of the freezer

[LiberalFighter]

14. That should be something SNL should do.

[Stuckinthebush]

16. Great idea!

I can see that in my head now. It would be hilarious.

[usaf-vet]

44. With a babysitter getting last minute instuction to watch Billy and Sally and while mom opens the freezer door......

...... don't forget to check Suzy, Ralph, Rosie, Emma, Lucy, and still unnamed tax deductions 6-20.

[MineralMan]

18. Oh, my yes!

[progressoid]

38. And then she could give them all names. Waterford, Brockenfeld, Quincy, Margauxxe, Palmerton, Darcee Lee...

[bluesbassman]

10. They could've really nailed by having Mark Robinson on with her.

His thoughtful insights into a woman's place in society would've been a nice compliment to her Suzy Homemaker schtick.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

11. Then what the hell is she doing in the US Senate then?

Isn't that being a HYPOCRITE as to the role of GOP women?

[HandmaidsTaleUntold]

48. Opportunist

Read her bio. Been running for office since Jr High.

[sinkingfeeling]

12. Forgot grabbing a beer out of the refrigerator and taking it to her sports watching hubby.

[SergeStorms]

45. Her husband....

was probably in their library polishing their bibles.
That's man's work you see. A woman is never allowed to touch the holy books.

[ms liberty]

13. The overacting was just too dramatic. Ugh.

[LiberalFighter]

15. The GOP just don't have a clue.

When I heard that Johnson was not inviting Biden for the SOTU. I thought Biden should do a fireside chat (FDR) type SOTU at the White House.

[nocoincidences]

19. She needed a passle of unkempt children

with ratty hair and snotty noses running into and out of the room that she ignores except to give one who comes a little too close to her a shove with her foot and a sickly fake smile plastered on her face when she does it.

And maybe a glass of badly hidden wine that she sneaks a gulp of afterwards.

Damn, this writes itself, doesn't it?

[MineralMan]

20. Indeed it does.

It was like an SNL sketch.

[NanaCat]

21. And my first guess for those two things

Would have been:

1. Humanity.
2. Acquaintance with reality.

Silly me.

[MineralMan]

22. They're Republicans, after all...

[TSExile]

23. I was wondering where her apron was.

[Attilatheblond]

24. Sounds like she was one vacuum shy of doing the Kari Lake shtick before TSF appeared at a Lake rally

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. I think that a costume change would also help

Link to tweet

[barbaraann]

26. And her kitchen was out of style!

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/home/decorating-ideas/g41959147/kitchen-trends-2023/

It even looked like she had a (gasp) tile countertop, which is what I think the kitchens in hell are equipped with.

[MineralMan]

28. It did have a 70s-80s look.

Mine looks just like it did when my home was built in 1974. I don't do stylish.

[barbaraann]

29. I love to watch the "cheap decorating" and home staging shows.

My own kitchen is tiny and still in original condition, but I have dreams!!!

[MineralMan]

30. We sold our mid-50s house in 2021.

It had its original kitchen. I briefly considered new cabinets and counters, but decided that the cost wouldn't increase the value of the house all that much. So, the old painted wood cabinets got stripped and repainted and I installed brand new 21st century modern hardware. The house sold just fine. I did replace the 70s gas range, too, with a bright, shiny new one. Kept the old fridge, though.

[barbaraann]

33. Sounds like you did just the right thing!

Kate has (HORROR!) old-style chrome hardware!!!

[SWBTATTReg]

60. I had an old 'blunderbuss' of a gas Stove in my 1st home (built in 1907), I don't think the stove was that old, but

it was old, and it was huge. It was like the Cadillac of stoves, w/ rounded edges, chrome all over, etc. (a Magic Chef), I hated getting rid of it, I loved cooking stuff in it. It didn't have all of those fancy timers or the like, but it worked fine. Sometimes you strike it rich w/ the particular appliance that you have, so you do want to hang onto them (unlike apparently some appliances that are having issues within the first couple of years or so, that I've read recently, e.g., San Fransisco CA and refrigerators.)

It does seem like a hit and miss still, in todays' world w/ appliances and of course, the prices have gone way up.

[Ping Tung]

27. Most mannequins would appear more sentient.

And less mechanical.

[agingdem]

31. 3 and 4 ..pregnant and barefoot

[MineralMan]

32. Well, we didn't see her feet, but she

mentioned her two "school-age children." I guess Daddy was looking after them temporarily.

[MustLoveBeagles]

34. I've read everyone's comments

I'm almost sorry I missed it but hubby would've flown into a rage had I not insisted he change the channel. He has zero tolerance for RW BS.

Even Republicans are panning her performance.

[BaronChocula]

35. What was also missing

The blonde hair. That really detracted from her maga pet cred.

[Oopsie Daisy]

36. Pearls?

[MineralMan]

37. She had a cross instead.

That's how you can tell she's a born-again Christian, see? It's a mandatory signal.

[HandmaidsTaleUntold]

43. Clutched

What a weirdo

[sarge43]

41. Actually, just one

Kinder as in Kinder, Kuche, Kirche children, kitchen, church. She needed a bunch of brats crawling up the walls and across the ceiling.

[HandmaidsTaleUntold]

42. Scary Movie

She was so creepy fake like Anna Faris in the Scary Movies. Like a hybrid of Dont Worry Darling, The Stepford Wives and yes even my fave The Handmaids Tale. Asses handed. Joe won bigly.

[jaxexpat]

46. She could have, at least, birthed a baby or two to provide emphasis to her points.

Thinking of Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" segment.

[mcar]

47. No one has ever cooked or baked anything

in that kitchen.

[MineralMan]

49. That's probably true.

[mcar]

50. You'd think the people who staged that mess

would have at least had a coffee mug on the island.

[MineralMan]

51. Well, that was the least of the problems with that whole setup.

Wrong person. Wrong place. Wrong script. Wrong attitude. Wrong everything.

[mcar]

52. Oh yeah

I'm getting a kick out of all the Rs panning it. Some Republican dude on MSNBC was brutal about it.

[MineralMan]

53. Well, anyone with any brains saw that it was a total failure.

Weakest rebuttal ever after a SOTU address.

[mcar]

54. And that includes Jindal and Rubio

[FakeNoose]

58. Counting her maid?

I mean, she's got to have a maid. Probably several.

[mcar]

65. Oh, you know she has staff

[Dem2theMax]

57. I could only come up with one thing she was missing.

A brain.

Come to think of it, a paper bag over her head would have been nice.

[lame54]

59. Shoes?

[DaBronx]

61. Also, a tin hat and voo doo doll

I can’t wait for the SNL cold open!

[brush]

63. Yep, an apron would've put her right back in a '50s-era sitcom like...

"Leave It to Beaver" or "Ozzie and Harriet" where the mom was always in the kitchen preparing goodies for the gang...her only function...besides the bedroom.

[Emile]

66. Why was she gasping for breath? She have a lung problem?

[SamKnause]

67. 3. Getting up on the kitchen table and giving birth.

4. Getting down from the kitchen table and cooking dinner with the baby slung on her hip breast feeding.