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Lotto winner in Palm Beach, Florida (Original Post) Emile Mar 23 OP
If he took the cash and paid the tax on it, it would still only be around a quarter of a billion. fierywoman Mar 23 #1
$331,254,000 in Florida after federal taxes... A HERETIC I AM Mar 23 #14
Oh sorry, I was looking at Powerball cash for WA state, which is $357 milliion before fed taxes. fierywoman Mar 23 #16
I had a brain fart! A HERETIC I AM Mar 24 #18
... fierywoman Mar 24 #19
Never mind, lol I laugh every time I play that. 😂 Emile Mar 24 #21
Looks just like his malaise Mar 23 #2
magic marker prevents hurricanes and predicts lotto winning numbers!!!!!! Takket Mar 23 #3
My thinking too Rebl2 Mar 23 #15
Ha! tanyev Mar 23 #4
Bwahahahaha -- the work of a stable genius!!! Blue Owl Mar 23 #5
I wouldn't be a bit surprised tavernier Mar 23 #6
Looks legit. Hermit-The-Prog Mar 23 #7
I am surprised it isn't written in Cyrillic, which would be so much more appropriate, IMO. Ford_Prefect Mar 23 #8
Great job! GreenWave Mar 23 #9
hahaha mountain grammy Mar 23 #10
If he sues for the winnings, the Supreme Court will probably back him. padfun Mar 23 #11
He has immunity from wrong numbers! GreenWave Mar 24 #26
The Florida Lottery run by Democrats has treated him very unfairly! nt Shermann Mar 24 #28
it will have to go et tu Mar 24 #29
... pazzyanne Mar 23 #12
... orangecrush Mar 23 #13
Excellent !!!!! Talitha Mar 23 #17
Witness: he smelled bad DoBW Mar 24 #20
Luzer Orange got just one digit pulled. Kid Berwyn Mar 24 #22
Bahahaha! Niagara Mar 24 #23
Smiled through this whole thread and that Prairie_Seagull Mar 24 #24
Ironically, see what I mean, shit sorry. Prairie_Seagull Mar 24 #25
And he did it with a Sharpie padah513 Mar 24 #27
Perfect! calimary Mar 24 #31
Nice. Old Crank Mar 24 #30
TFG needs to be able to post his bond LetMyPeopleVote Mar 25 #32
lol BlueWaveNeverEnd Mar 25 #33

A HERETIC I AM

(24,382 posts)
18. I had a brain fart!
Sun Mar 24, 2024, 02:00 AM
Mar 24

I was looking at the Mega Millions, which has a jackpot of $1.1 billion! As Emily Litella would say....


Kid Berwyn

(15,085 posts)
22. Luzer Orange got just one digit pulled.
Sun Mar 24, 2024, 09:54 AM
Mar 24

Not even matched a number, just a “6.”

Like Hendrix asked, “What if six turned out to be nine?”

Drumpf’d still be nothing.

Prairie_Seagull

(3,350 posts)
24. Smiled through this whole thread and that
Sun Mar 24, 2024, 10:12 AM
Mar 24

takes some doing. Pointed and still humorous. Wife has recently been calling me curmudgeonly. Damn I don't want to be that guy. Get off my lawn ya little shitbirds.

Threads like this help.

Thanks.



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