Trump is promoting Bibles now.

[underpants]

The Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA Bible
$60
Includes handwritten lyrics his song, The Constitution, Bill of Rights, and Pledge of Allegiance

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[getagrip_already]

1. I wonder if he has changed the constitution....

To be more Maga centric.

He changes everything else. Probably changed passages in the Bible also. His supporters would never know.

[FalloutShelter]

2. Surprised it did not burst into flames.

[Tribetime]

23. He's daring to be struck by lightning

[MorbidButterflyTat]

3. He didn't write that

[underpants]

5. Lyrics to Greenwood's song.

That’s what I meant.

[Wounded Bear]

20. I don't care who wrote it, I hate that fucking song...nt

[underpants]

22. I know.

I was in the Army when it came out. They started playing after taps at the end of the day. 1/2 of us were like “What this crap?” and no one knew if we were supposed to go to Parade Rest or what. Eventually (weeks later) it was decided that we didn’t have to stand there and listen to it.

[NotASurfer]

4. Was anything Sharpied in?

That'd really put the stamp of the orange hellbeast on it

[tanyev]

6. Surprised he didn't do a special Donald Trump version,

with God and Jesus replaced with Donald’s name throughout.

[smb]

15. The Trump Bible Is Like The 17th Century "Wicked Bible"...

...except that it omits the word "not" from not only the Sixth Commandment ( "Thou shalt not commit adultery" ), but also the Seventh ( "Thou shalt not bear false witness" ) and Eighth ( "Thou shalt not steal" ).

[SWBTATTReg]

7. What a hypocrite (and those around tRUMP). All they are really doing is trying to score on the big bucks that

donald's legions of 'marks' throw at tRUMP. I suspect that the monies are shrinking in size and amounts, so tRUMP is going to be getting more and more desperate as time goes by. I'm still waiting for NY to move on djt's properties, get some Justice for the folks he's ripped off in NY.

[Blue Owl]

8. Why hasn't he turned into a pillar of salt yet?

[Goodheart]

9. You know, in the movies some of the monsters are pretty awe-inspiring.

This orange monster is merely creepy as fuck.

[lame54]

10. He just likes the personal ads in the back

[mgardener]

11. Happy Holy Week

Said no Christian, ever!

[Pendrench]

12. Anyone who buys this deserves what they get.

[SupportSanity]

13. Special redacted version?

[TomDaisy]

14. TIME TO SLOP THE MAGA HOGS

[Hekate]

16. When all else fails, TSF can go door to door as a cheesy Bible salesman, claiming to widows...

…that their late hubbies ordered this Bible with his name embossed in goldish letters just before the poor man kicked the bucket, and for 6 E-Z payments she can have it.

[bdamomma]

17. are his hands

burning????

[RSherman]

18. Read "A Fever in the Heartland" by Tim Egan

Trump is the reincarnation of KKK promoter/grifter DC Stephenson.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. Does one read it upside down?

[Redleg]

21. Never misses an opportunity to turn a buck

What a #@$%&*