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DEARBORN, MIIn an effort to raise money to cover his mounting legal bills, former President Donald Trump announced at a campaign event Friday that he was selling the central religious text of Islam in a special new edition called the God Bless The USA Quran.
Its a very holy bookreally the holiest of all the Qurans you can buyand its time for America to bring back the word of God as revealed to the Prophet Muhammad, said Trump, who promoted his version of the scripture sacred to Muslims by standing in the minaret of a mosque and stating through a loudspeaker that the $60 book was the only Quran inspired by country singer-songwriter Lee Greenwoods signature hit.
No other Quran is officially endorsed by Trump, so get yours while you can. Order now, and youll also receive a complimentary Trump 2024 prayer rug, inshallah.
The former president added that he would also soon begin offering God Bless The USA Torahs, Vedas, Confucian Analects, and Tao Te Chings.
https://www.theonion.com/trump-releases-god-bless-the-usa-quran-1851374740
niyad
(114,184 posts)Deuxcents
(16,517 posts)Aristus
(66,587 posts)n/t
RainCaster
(10,979 posts)Bless her noodly goodness.
erronis
(15,530 posts)and from what I hear his noodly appendage is just a stub.
Arne
(2,201 posts)Where two white mice come out of his hair to rule the world.
Wednesdays
(17,546 posts)AllaN01Bear
(19,071 posts)i was waiting to see if pinky would wack brain. nope .
Deminpenn
(15,310 posts)FSogol
(45,615 posts)central scrutinizer
(11,679 posts)Bring boxes home to the wives.
hlthe2b
(102,638 posts)Had they returned today, I think I would have asked them how they feel about the Trump bible and then how they'd feel about:
Nah, I would have been too polite to suggest the latter, but I would have asked about the former.
msongs
(67,549 posts)AllaN01Bear
(19,071 posts)catbyte
(34,588 posts)I can just see it now, the Trump Talmud, the Trump Bhagavad Gita?
Dem2theMax
(9,665 posts)First thought. "It has to be The Onion.
PLEASE let it be The Onion."
Scrolled down to the link before I even read the article.
Whew!
erronis
(15,530 posts)Autographed even!
There's also a raffle coupon for some virgins.
Get yours now!
erronis
(15,530 posts)Anybody remember those things?
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