Underpanty Spanky Sex Trial is Finally Here!

[odiometus]

And we need a song to serenade the accused, befitting the decorum of the court:

Stormy by The-Disassociation

Who's peekin' at your underwear pee stains
Tryin' to shame your bottom that’s bare
Who's bendin' down to give you a spankin'
Everyone knows it's Stormy

Who’s strippin’ down your jumbo-size Huggies
Holding her nose at all that she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture your mushroom
Everyone knows it's Stormy

And Stormy has wintry eyes
That flash at Melania’s lies
But Stormy has cash to fly
Above the crowds
And laff outloud...

[Mossfern]

1. Excellent parody.

Welcome to DU.

[Sneederbunk]

2. To be sung in court by David Pecker.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. The press and the Lincoln Project will have fun with TFG speculating on when TFG is relieving himself

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