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Beachnutt

(7,482 posts)
Mon Apr 15, 2024, 06:27 PM Apr 15

Baron asked the con

Baron:
Hey Dad, Are you coming to my graduation?

Trump:
Son, I can’t.

Baron:
Why?

Trump:
I was raw dogging a porn star when your mom was pregnant with you & I lied about it. Now I have to lie about it in court.

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OAITW r.2.0

(25,212 posts)
5. You know, you made me think about how Barron must feel.
Mon Apr 15, 2024, 06:55 PM
Apr 15

Within a few years, I am sure we will hear from Barron....I wonder what we'll learn then?

Ocelot II

(116,597 posts)
6. Trump probably couldn't pick the kid out of a lineup.
Mon Apr 15, 2024, 07:15 PM
Apr 15

If he'd been given permission to go to the graduation he'd have turned the whole thing into a really grotesque campaign event. Barron dodged a bullet here.

OAITW r.2.0

(25,212 posts)
7. Bet you are right.
Mon Apr 15, 2024, 07:21 PM
Apr 15

Makes you wonder how this kid has dealt with "Dad" since 20015. I'll bet he's had a pretty miserable relationship with "Dad".

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