If the judge jails Trump on contempt,

[Cyrano]

Will he be supplied with Depends?

Will he be given the supplies he needs to groom and hold that bird's nest firmly on his head?

Will he be given a supply of orange makeup?

Not to mention all the other realities that a 77 year old narcissist has to deal with?

Does he really believe all of his jailers will keep silent about these things?

Just asking.

[birdographer]

1. I'm gonna say no to all of those..

But then again, with the special kid-gloves attention he has been getting, who knows? I'm pretty sure all jail cells have open metal toilets, so maybe he could try learning to use one of those instead of pooping his pants, though.

[yellowcanine]

2. An orange onesy works for me.

[Tickle]

3. I bet trumps talks about this tonight at his rally

We should do a drinking game, every time he says ................ (fill in the word)

[jls4561]

4. Ya know, there was a drinking game in 2021. Take a shot every time he bleated

“Unfair!”.
Still haven’t sobered up.

[Tickle]

6. nobody will show up anyway

his rallies are getting smaller, and the same people are showing up according to others here.

[EYESORE 9001]

9. If I tried that stunt

my liver would squeeze through my navel, saying, ‘fuck this! I am outta heah!’.

[Cyrano]

5. "me" (in a thousand different ways)

[getagrip_already]

7. Diapers possibly....

Cosmetics would be verboten. Though combs and toothbrushes ok. Safety razors ok.

Meds would be a nope unless a prison doc prescribed and dispensed them. They usually only prescribe life emergency drugs. They don't even allow blood pressure or cholesterol unless you are at critical levels.

No pain meds, antidepressants unless admitted to a unit.

People with court cases may be permitted to change into suits if their lawyers bring one prior to trial. Don't know what else a lawyer could bring.

Though he might get special treatment.....

[Johnny2X2X]

8. He will not do jail time like anyone else

He will have all of the things he needs to maintain his awful appearance.

[Ping Tung]

10. Will his cell mates be issued Industrially strong gas masks and ear plugs?

The Warden and guards have to comply with humanitarian rules.

[Raven]

11. I asked a Judge, who is a friend of mine, this very question. She said that the jail/prison will

provide a defendant whatever he/she needs to be presentable to the jury and so as not to prejudice his/her case.