The top 10 instructions from Judge Mercham to the Jury straight from SMNBC!
1) No laughing about how stupid Mr. Trump's lawyers were.
2) No farting or sleeping in the Jury Room to show what Mr. Trump spent his time doing.
3) You must spend more than 30 seconds of discussions to declare him guilty.
4) No pointing a knife at a picture of Mr. Trump to show what you think of his guilt.
5) You can't convict him of terminal stupidity - only of the charges set forth by the court.
6) No wearing red ties with the long end held over your head when returning to the courtroom with your verdict
7) No using your middle finger across your neck to indicate a slit throat when returning to the courtroom with your verdict
8) No spending time texting humorous comments to Kimmel or Colbert for their nightly shows while deliberations are going on.
9) Do not ask the bailiff for Stormy Daniel's private phone number. He is not permitted to give it to you.
10) Do not pass a note to Michael Cohen asking him for $130,000 to vote not guilty against Mr. Trump
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