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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBarron Shows Up On Trump's Doorstep Claiming To Be His Son
PALM BEACH, FLNervously standing on the porch with a duffel bag slung over his shoulder, Barron Trump reportedly showed up on former President Donald Trumps doorstep Thursday claiming to be his son.
Excuse me, sir, Im sorry to bother you, but I believe you might be my father, said the younger Trump, who explained that his name was Barron and his mothers name was Melania, and who did not appear to notice as the 77-year-old Trump slowly edged back inside the house.
Growing up, my mother always told me that my dad died a long, long time ago and said not to ask any questions. I think you met her in New York? I was born in 2006. Anyway, one day she let it slip that you were still out there, so after I turned 18, I decided to go down to the county clerks office and request my birth certificateand, well, your name was on it. You are Donald J. Trump, correct? I thought maybe we could just talk for a bit, if thats okay.
At press time, the elder Trump had slammed the door and threatened legal action if Barron ever showed up again.
https://www.theonion.com/barron-shows-up-on-trump-s-doorstep-claiming-to-be-his-1851474428
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Barron Shows Up On Trump's Doorstep Claiming To Be His Son (Original Post)
Zorro
May 23
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ornotna
(10,867 posts)1. This will probably happen in the next few years.
Bayard
(22,583 posts)2. He really hates that Baron is WAY taller than him.
yonder
(9,718 posts)3. If it were just an inch or so, he'd be proudly claiming "That's my boy"
At Barron's present height, TSF is thinking "some tall guy got to Melania while I was out screwing around myself, someone tall like, like . . . . 'where's Keith? I WANT SCHILLER IN HERE NOW!'".
erronis
(15,809 posts)4. Barron ought to be glad the madman didn't shoot him.
You just can't walk up to anybody's front door and start talking, or carrying a pizza or a UPS box.
Fortunately that madman isn't allowed near firearms. Apparently there's some special protective service that keeps serial offenders in control.
NanaCat
(2,332 posts)6. Barron would be less likely to get shot
Thanks to his lack of melanin.
Tetrachloride
(8,023 posts)5. one of them has more hair than the other