Shut down a MAGA this morning

[BrianTheEVGuy]

I’m proud of myself. Was out for brunch this morning with some friends when a MAGA at the restaurant had a few too many mimosas and started arguing about politics.

He finally was going around people in the room saying “you’re a Democrat right? You can’t even tell me what a woman is. Does any Democrat here want to tell me what a woman is? You can’t!”

I finally took the bait, and surprised myself with my reply. “Oh of course I can tell you what a woman is. It’s a person who you’ve never been intimate with and never will be intimate with.”

He harrumphed a bit and then left. 😁

[BOSSHOG]

1. Which begs the Question

Has Donald Trump ever had consensual sex?

[Demobrat]

15. Does it count if

there is money involved?

[BOSSHOG]

17. We need to get the lawyers involved

However, if there was no money involved there would be no sex. Correct? So a prostitute would consider sex without money non consensual.

If any RNC types are monitoring could you have Donald step to a microphone and answer the question. Thank You in advance. Ya know, like a payment.

[Demobrat]

18. I was thinking more along the lines of his marriages.

Is it consensual if there’s an end goal in mind?

[live love laugh]

27. Even with money he Cosby'd them. A true perv and predator.

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. Nice. They need to be challenged in public whenever they offer their bullshit opinions.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

3. lol.

[bbernardini]

4. My favorite answer to that question is "anybody who covers their drink when you walk in the room." nt

[BrianTheEVGuy]

6. Ooooh

That’s a good one. I’ll keep it for future use.

[FailureToCommunicate]

20. Wow!

Of course!

[FoxNewsSucks]

24. Good one, maybe even better than

"a woman is one of those people whom tRump rapes"

[Think. Again.]

5. I don't understand why they thnk that's some kind of successful argument.

[madaboutharry]

7. I don't think I would have been as polite as you.

I might have said it more like this:

“I doubt you would know since it’s obvious that the only person you ever fucked was yourself.”

But then I grew up in New Jersey. 🧐

[BrianTheEVGuy]

8. Hehehehe

I’m in the Midwest so we COUCH our statements a bit (with apologies to Mr Vance) 😜

[spooky3]

9. Good work. Rick Wilson might have answered

“Your wife was quite a woman with me last night!”

[BrianTheEVGuy]

10. Ha!

I’m too gay to get away with that one 🤣

[spooky3]

11. LOL! Nt

[NBachers]

23. We could go a lot deeper down the rabbit hole with this if we wanted to. So to speak

[malaise]

34. You win the thread

😂😀😂

[Eliot Rosewater]

12. You hit on the main reason maga males dont like Women...

[lastlib]

13. I think my reply would be:

"Are you needing HELP on the subject?"

[llmart]

14. Oh, I like that answer.

Especially effective if you use a certain tone with it.

[blm]

16. My comeback to that: Trump's next target for rape.

[Demobrat]

19. I wish a maggot would ask me that

so I could say “A person you will never see naked”. I like to keep it short.

[CTyankee]

39. My guess is has a porn addiction, tho.

[Demobrat]

40. I can work with that

A person you will never see naked in real life.
I like it. It adds an extra layer of insult

[LoisB]

21. Love it!

[HeartsCanHope]

22. Thank you, Brian!

[lees1975]

25. My favorite line, from the Chairman of Georgia Young Democrats to Charlie Kirk.

"Why don't you meet one and find out?"

I'd answer that question by saying, "Of course I know. You'll be calling her Madame President in a few months."

[LeftyLucie]

26. A good number of maga men are in it because the only rl vagina they will ever see is on Trump's neck

[Demobrat]

29. I was recently in a MAGA incubator.

Like visiting a different world for me. The men were all the same. Long beards. Missing teeth. Dirty nails. Big mouths. Trump stickers on pickup trucks.

I tried not to be judgmental since I work in a creative field in San Francisco, so most of the men I come into contact with fall into the “metrosexual” category. Many dress better than me.

But they were gross. A couple were so skinny I realized later what was going on. Meth.

So while I’m one who likes to make facetious cracks about incels, I’m thinking it’s not facetious after all. It’s fact.

[RidinWithHarris]

28. It's absolutely bizarre how so many of these creeps think that's the ultimate "gotcha" question

This has exactly what to do with the most important issues facing the country?

[Demobrat]

30. When the only woman you have ever seen naked is your mother

It IS the most important issue facing the country.

[birdographer]

31. Why do they ask that question?

Somehow I missed the memo way back when that started. Living where I do, completely surrounded by them, I will likely not be asked. I don't interact with anyone here other than clerks in stores, so I don't see how that would happen. I don't even look at anyone in passing, since it is a given they are MAGA, and this is a gun-crazy area. So what's the deal asking that question?

[ShazzieB]

36. It's a dig at the transgender community and those who support them.

The RW, especially the evangelical contingent, rejects the idea that someone can be born in a body that corresponds to one biological sex and transition to a different gender.

To them, a trans woman is just a man in a dress, and a trans man is a woman cosplaying a man, and they have a very low opinion of anyone who thinks otherwise.

Furthermore, they believe one's sex/gender is ordained by God, and that God has also prescribed specific roles for males and females that are "complementary" to each other. In their eyes, anyone who behaves in a way that does not conform with the sex roles they believe God has ordained is defying the will of God.

This takes in a wide range of behavior, including having sex with (or marrying) a person of one's own sex, dressing in a way that does not conform to "traditional" gender roles, or even a woman's refusal to bow to her husband's "God given" authority.

Those who embrace the above ideology are horrified by homosexuality, same sex marriage, gender transition, cross dressing (drag queens - men dressing like women, oh noes!); pretty much anything on the LBTQIA+ spectrum is viewed as an abomination by these folks.

Even opposing abortion ties into this, because they regard that as a woman refusing to conform to her "natural" function of having babies.

Thy make fun of us lefties, claiming we don't know the difference between a man and a woman, because we recognize the right of consenting adults to love whom they want (or just have sex with whom they want) marry whom they want (or no one, as the case may be); dress how they want; choose whether, when, and how to become parents; and live as the gender thats feels most authentic to them.

They think they're being funny and clever when they make cracks ab6out Democrats not knowing what a woman is, but all they're actually doing is displaying their own willful ignorance.

[ProfessorGAC]

38. Here's What Ive Heard

A theme seems to be that people are planning to vote for Kamala because she's a woman. No other reason. The next step in that soliloquy is that "it's not policy, or accomplishments, or experience. She doesn't have any. Just because she's a woman."
Yeah, it's stupid but it's what they seem to be running with.
When I heard it, my response was "She was a lawyer, a prosecutor, an Attorney General & a Senator. That's about 30 years more accomplished & experience than TFG had in '16." I got crickets. Which meant I won, because I don't want to discuss politics on the golf course. Shutting down the conversation is exactly what I wanted.

[AKwannabe]

32. I would have 86d his ass

For harassing customers.

[Picaro]

33. Guess I don't understand his point

I know every right winger is not an idiot.

But damn….

[dss]

35. 2 things

Possible replies:
-see, this is why we need sex education in schools
-Bless your heart. If you don't know by now no point explaining it to you.

[Oppaloopa]

37. Will someone kindly email me and tell me what the couch thing is about?

[Alice Kramden]

41. It's a joke/ rumor that went viral

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/jd-vance-couch-sex-rumor-explained-1235068142/

[niyad]

43. No email necessary. A story is going around that old misogynist asshole vance

once humped a couch. Probably no truth to the story, but it is way too funny to die. Comics are in ecstacy about this.

[mucholderthandirt]

45. Google is your friend. :)

[Evolve Dammit]

42. drunk at 9 a.m. is a pitfall....

[BrianTheEVGuy]

44. He was sizzled enough that

… I hope someone else was driving.

[Evolve Dammit]

46. Ya right. That would require something more than reptilian brain

Could possibly process. Requires self-awareness and caring for others.