Can we please stop with the stop the dog and cat eating threads?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

I kid! Post away!

[DeepWinter]

1. LOL

Japan, Norway, and Iceland would like to join the chat and push the subject a bit further.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. Now it gets real! 🤗

[hlthe2b]

2. Ahhhh, Floyd, you missed the obvious...

I thought you were going to say "they are making you hungry..."

I know, it is early still.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Damn! 😢

[PJMcK]

4. My cat story

Babette was 25 years old! I was out of town when my cat sitter called to say Babette had died in her sleep. I couldn't get home until the next day so she wrapped the kitty in a plastic bag and put her in the freezer. When I got home, I buried her in the back yard.

When I told my wife what had happened, she asked if we were going to have "cat-sicles" for dessert!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. That is cold!

[magicarpet]

6. HOT DOG,....

...... excuse me I mean frankfurter & roll.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 😋

[Shermann]

9. So a dog OR cat eating thread is OK?

Computer science boolean logic humor.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. Dog or cat eating what?

[Jersey Devil]

10. 2 dogs with catsup please, hold the kraut and relish

nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. 😁

[EYESORE 9001]

11. Mein GOTT!!! Is it National Eat Your Pet Day? Already?!?

Seems like only yesterday we were…well, you know…

I’ll let that image suffice for now.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. 😁

[kansasobama]

12. They are trying to imply it was geese, not dogs

As if that issue is good.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. Haven't seen that. I'll have a gander! 😁

[OAITW r.2.0]

13. Yes.......

these posts are making me hungry.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. Well then have something dognabit!

[womanofthehills]

19. You have to admit the AI videos are creative

The cat army - all dressed in fatigues - baby duckies & kittens running out of town.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

20. 🤗

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. I love this picture

Link to tweet

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. Brilliant!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. THEY MADE A SONG!!!🤣🤣🤣

Link to tweet

[Floyd R. Turbo]

24. 🤗

[onandup]

25. Immigrants are grabbing us by our pussies!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

26. 😬

[Wonder Why]

27. Please show us what threads actually ate a single cat or dog or stop blaming my threads for doing so. 😁

[Floyd R. Turbo]

28. 🤔

[Wonder Why]

31. DoneOld, is that you in the picture? 🤔

[Emile]

29. Yes, they are getting ridiculous!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

30. 😼

[Tribetime]

32. That's so yesterday now they are stealing the geese

[Floyd R. Turbo]

37. 🪿😋

[DarthDem]

33. Lol

You got me. Nice!

Yeah, as a companion animal-lover I don't like to think about it, but that outrageous boob making that comment has been quite the boon.

And perfectly-executed impression, by the way, of several scolds who routinely deliver just such lectures over their weariness on various matters.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

38. 🤗

[LeftInTX]

34. I'm almost cooked a cat tonight!

I put my groceries away. Went the the bathroom. Then went back out to my vehicle and opened the hatchback to get the remaining groceries. Out sprang a neighborhood cat.

It's really hot around here and I could have ended up with cooked cat, if it hadn't hopped of my vehicle!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

39. 😬

[H2O Man]

35. And the Laura Loomer stuff.

I think it is terrible that people -- even DUers -- are making jokes about if the felon is riding the balony pony with Laura Loomer. First of all, we know that he was being treated even before becoming president for a shrinking penis. His miniature mushroom had begun to dissolve decades ago, during the bankrupcy era. This is all documented. Yet people laugh.

It is true that before going on stage in PA back in July, his handlers found him to be depressed. He had wet his pants, and was blaming toilets for needing two flushes. Thus, when his trousers were fully removed, they had Laura Loomer enter the room, believing she might give him a lift in spirits. She pretended to be Ivanka, saying, "Daddy, remember when we used to play Romper Room?

Yet Laura Loomer in the Romper Room failed to arouse the former president. She began performing oral on the miniature mushroom. It got stuck between her teeth, and detached when she lifted her head. At first, she thought it was dental floss. But it wasn't.

The felon was quickly re-dressed, and hurried on stage. Then shot (though not his wad). Luckily, Laura Loomer hurried to the Butler Memorial hospital. There, as reported by every media sourse, microscopic surgeons were able to remove the penis from Laura Loomer's teeth, and reattach to the felon's ear. If you look closely at pictures of his ear. It's there.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

40. 😬

[orthoclad]

36. Yes, time to switch to bestiality threads

Is JD jaded by furniture now?
Why are they now so concerned about pets?
Just asking the question.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

41. 🤔