Paterno Has Not Passed Away

[rsmith6621]

...No reports on MSNBC/CNN/ABC to that effect....

[jberryhill]

1. Okay, thanks. How's Merle Haggard doing?

[newfie11]

6. LOL

[pipoman]

2. Quote from paterno..

I think I'll go for a walk..I feel happy! I feel happy!

[Art_from_Ark]

7. Nice Holy Grail reference

[undeterred]

3. There are a couple stories on Google news that have him dead...

like CBS sports and the Salt Lake Tribune. Hey, I guess they had a deadline and decided to go with it.

[DevonRex]

4. People Mobile says he's dead at 85.

Some college football blog says he isn't dead.

[jberryhill]

8. This guy is like Schroedinger's Cat

[provis99]

5. this just in...

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.