Rick Santorum Launches CUM

[Eid Ma Clack Shaw]

Conservatives Unite Moneybomb, that is!

https://www.ricksantorum.com/unite/

[eridani]

1. Ooooh! Frothy!! n/t

[Tx4obama]

2. OMG !!! That is hilarious!

You would think that someone in his campaign would have caught that - LOL

[Gidney N Cloyd]

37. Apparently no catchers on the staff.

[boppers]

50. ...

[msanthrope]

53. Well done. nt

[msanthrope]

55. Oh, I think someone on his campaign knew all about it.....

I suspect this is the brainchild of someone who knew exactly what they are doing.

[ellisonz]

3. lol

[SaintPete]

4. I thought this was another joke

then I saw it was real, and understood that the joke was on us all...

CUM? holy shit

[Cosmocat]

19. Just speechless

I have long reached the point where I have not been surprised by republicans for the ridiculous things they say and do.

THIS surprises me.

Really?

[flying rabbit]

5. Fuck. no way.

[cstanleytech]

6. Well, whats a little santorum without a moneyshot at the end?

[T_i_B]

39. ROFLMAO!!!

.

[Whisp]

7. BWAHAHAHAHA!!

LOL


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[Prism]

8. Can't . . . breathe . . . lol n/t

[dana_b]

9. damn they are dumb

it's like someone is intentionally doing this to make Santorum look more like a jerk than he already does.

[Fearless]

10. I'll try not to be too much of a stick in the mud...

He's behind in the polls and needed desperately to make a splash before he was forced to pull out entirely. It may be hard to believe, but with his bubbling personality, he could shoot for the moon, if only he keeps grinding. Maybe with this new effort he will find the right spot. But I digress, his egress... what a mess!

[Warren DeMontague]

14. *

[lunatica]

28. Oooooo, you're nasty!

I like that!

[Fearless]

41. There went my last modicum of decency... n/t

[lunatica]

42. That last modicum is a real beast to get rid of isn't it?

[Fearless]

43. Only if I run out of puns! n/t

[Jester Messiah]

35. Nicely done!

With that turn of phrase you could be a master debater!

[Raine1967]

40. ^^^DUZY^^^

[msanthrope]

56. Your post ought to come with tissues. nt

[Scuba]

11. I thought santorum was part cum. No?

[Justice wanted]

12. I sware this GUY does these things for attention! HOW dumb can you be?!

[Warren DeMontague]

13. CUM for Santorum!

And more, and more, and more Santorum!

[PCIntern]

15. You just can't script this stuff...

----flabbergasted----

[etherealtruth]

16. Alerting

No one should ever do anything that would conjure the image ... .... of .... of.... Rick Santorum "launching" cum

Of course I didn't alert ... but tell me how I can get that disturbing image out of my mind

[DeathToTheOil]

17. !

[greatauntoftriplets]

18. Did anybody actually think this through?

Or how badly it would sound?

[morningfog]

20. Holy shit, that is really the actually name.

Amazing.

[graywarrior]

21. He's either a hot, frothy shit or dumb as a rock

[Happyhippychick]

22. Or both?

[graywarrior]

24. Yeah. Both.

[NYC Liberal]

23. This, folks, is why I'm shocked The Onion is still in business.

How can you possibly satirize these people?

[Bolo Boffin]

25. Next, Rick will be announced new groups for his volunteers --

Social Conservative Action Teams, to be precise.

[Puglover]

26. You cannot make this stuff up.

[deutsey]

27. What a maroon...n/t

[Kurmudgeon]

29. Rick may be hoping to launch himself into a VP slot, won't be so funny then, eh?

[mfcorey1]

30. When is the movie coming: Repubs Gone Wild

[mrs_p]

31. this just absolutely has to be on purpose?

right?

[a la izquierda]

32. I hope someone has a screenshot of this...

This gal has no clue how to do it.
Oh and

[underpants]

38. Here you go

For fruture reference - right click in the pic, got to properties, copy the URL address, paste it here in the text box.

[a la izquierda]

44. Thank you!

[Ellipsis]

49. he kinda look like ....nah, He does!

[woo me with science]

33. Okay, that does it.

Can we all admit now that we are all living in The Truman Show?

I am tired of this episode and want to go home.

[Jester Messiah]

34. He's really milkin' it! :-D [nt]

[underpants]

36. He is also selling sweater vests for $100

[AtomicKitten]

45. ROFLMAO.

[Habibi]

46. As my husband commented:

"So far, he seems to have received a face full."

[CakeGrrl]

47. SMH

These GOP candidates are a joke. I can't believe they're being taken seriously as WH contenders.

[Kablooie]

48. Damn he's clever! I guess he figures his voters can't read.

[CoffeeCat]

51. I can't believe his staff didn't catch this!

Did his staff really overlook the obvious?

I'm sorry. I don't believe the Santorum people didn't catch this.

It's just too hard to swallow.

[msanthrope]

57. His staff caught it. He's got a mole. nt

[Broderick]

52. Hahaha

Peel the onion and the virtue boy is likely a closet pervert.

[Blacksheep214]

54. The Lord will shower Rick

with his love!

[progressoid]

58. Holy Jesus!

And welcome to DU Eid Ma Clack Shaw!

[Tx4obama]

59. ...

[dogknob]

60. Maybe he can distribute umbrellas with his logo on them

Christ what a tool.