Newt 2012 sticker: "America is my wife now"

[xchrom]

http://boingboing.net/2012/01/22/newt-2012-sticker-america-i.html

Inspired by a Warren Ellis tweet, Robert made this fitting Newt bumper-sticker.

[backscatter712]

1. So what happens when America is lying in a hospital bed?

Yeah, sure we can trust Ever Faithful Newt...

[DeathToTheOil]

14. Isn't it already?

And aren't people cheering on Republicans who want to pull the country's plug?

[JoePhilly]

2. Newt 2012: Tired of screwing her, wants to screw US

[Rosa Luxemburg]

3. and Freddy Mac is his brother (with the same mother)

good bumper sticker!

[alterfurz]

4. disclaimer: "Newt reserves the right to leave America...

...for a younger, prettier, blonder country." (Andy Borowitz)

[lindysalsagal]

15. That's a low, insulting, unproductive photo shop, and it's not going to help our cause.

Do another one!

[lpbk2713]

5. LMAO

"And I'll be cheating on her every time when no one is looking"

[Poll_Blind]

6. "Hello Dave? Is this Dave? ... You're MY WIFE NOW!" nt

PB

[think]

7. "And the 1% is my mistress. It deeply offends me that you ask about my personal life!"

[Generic Brad]

8. So, how would that open marriage work?

Would China or some other country be his mistress while he is the husband of the USA?

[RC]

9. Wife, mistress, hooker, hook-up -- Does he even know the difference?

[Denninmi]

10. If elected, how long before he cheats on us with Canada or Mexico or The Bahamas?

I give it six months, and he'll be up in Ottawa on weekends, trying to convene Parliament and set up meetings with the Governor General. Oh, sure, he'll deny it at first, but we'll all know what he's doing.

Cue the Carrie Underwood music and take a clue pill, America:

[guitar man]

11. Ha, hadn't seen that video in a while

The actor playing the cheater in that video is my cousin Tabb

[Generic Other]

12. Posted to my FB friends

So perfect.

[Ichingcarpenter]

13. 'Help Callista become the Third lady'

and do the Newtie.

[lindysalsagal]

16. Well, if you're my husband now, Newt,

My lawyer's got a nice piece of paper for you to sign, but it's gonna cost you this time!