It is time to put together the commie all star band, for the convention.

[WingDinger]

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http://finance.yahoo.com/video/companynews-18928726/warren-buffett-sings-plays-ukulele-for-chinese-new-year-27959131.html

and a RINO, for diversity

and the backup singers, who lied about their political affiliations since Bush. And other reasons. Luckily, they agreed to work for UNION scale.

Who else is up for our mission from God?

[HopeHoops]

1. The BLUUUUEESS Brothers!!!

[pinboy3niner]

2. But will they make the cover of the Rolling Stone?

[WingDinger]

3. Should we?

Her patriotic number has been banned. Lets get "Anonymous" on it.

[pinboy3niner]

4. Run the Dixie Chicks up the flagpole and see what happens

[WingDinger]

5. And what is a band without a groupie?

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and if we need to get funky?

Do we need a hip hop throwdown?

[WingDinger]

6. He insisted on trying out for our solid gold dancers.

But, I think he is just trying to sneak in our convention. He said he would bring his own free speech cage, to go go in.

[pinboy3niner]

7. "We said SOLID GOLD Dancers, not SQUALID OLD Dancers!"

[WingDinger]

8. These guys were unavailable. They are doing Romney Fanboy gigs.

But, they are commies, as evidenced by their wealth redistribution, to the progeny of a single mother, welfare queen.
Someone should turn her in, cuz she has a man living in the home with her. She must be planning to run him for president. Normally, they dont have lst names or "ID", but gave him a surname, Christ! Talk about name recognition.

Besides, we wanted to keep it family friendly, and they insisted on performing in their magic underwear.

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[WingDinger]

9. And no COVER BANDS, like those other dickwads

[pinboy3niner]

10. How about Romney using Credence Clearwater Revival's Fortunate Son?

Mitt was played onstage to CCR's recording of Fogerty's 'Fortunate Son' at a campaign rally for Michele Bachmann's last election. How's that for irony-challenged?

Fortunate Son
Recorded by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Written by John Fogerty

Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no

Yeah!
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! yoh

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, one

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no

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[WingDinger]

11. They do get in trouble for their lack of talent forcing theft of material. Someone call SOPA?

http://www.topnews.in/usa/bon-jovi-disapproves-use-home-song-republican-rallies-21799

Bon Jovi disapproves use of ‘Home’ song in Republican rallies

[muriel_volestrangler]

12. International guest artiste:

(by the time of the convention, she'll be the only one working in the marriage, so they'll need the gig)