Republicans publish official Nancy Pelosi Obedience School Lap Dog Kit.

[Coyotl]

It really is time to crawl down their rabbit hole and turn a few things right side up!

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/01/03/republican-congressional-committee-bullies-new-democrat-house-members-with-pelosi-lap-dog-kit/

Today, the National Republican Congressional Committee on its Website posted an article titled, “NRCC Welcomes House Dems To Congress with Official Lap Dog Kit” (preceded with the hashtag “PelosiLapDog”).

The release reads in part:

The National Republican Congressional Committee is welcoming Patrick Murphy to Washington with his very own official Nancy Pelosi Obedience School Lap Dog Kit. … “Patrick Murphy wasted no time showing his true colors by casting his first vote for Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House – he’s now a Nancy Pelosi lap dog,” said NRCC Communications Director Andrea Bozek. “He is officially part of the club that has led Florida families and small businesses into the worst economic recovery in American history.”

The accompanying brochure, adorned with a cute dog on the cover, is titled “Nancy Pelosi’s Obedience School: Official Lap Dog Kit” and reads, “Congratulations! Now that you’ve voted for Nancy Pelosi, you’re officially a Lap Dog! Here’s your kit to get started.” Four listed items follow, including a ‘Yes, Nancy’ rubber stamp ........

[babylonsister]

1. How old are these people?

You'd think they'd have nothing better to do... what a bunch of immature assholes.

[Coyotl]

3. And i was thinking of sending them a tanning kit

[warrior1]

2. who are these people fooling

They've been falling in the step since Reagan. Fuck 'em.

[lpbk2713]

4. They should talk about "thinking for yourself"

These are the mindless zombies who don't know how to function unless every
day they tune in to Limbaugh or Hannity or Beck to get their basic instructions.

[bigtree]

5. republicans are fourth grade

[appleannie1]

6. They are just jealous. They act like a group of 5 years olds fighting over 1 piece of candy and

can't stand it that Democrats act like adults doing an adult's work.

[Coyotl]

7. Where is all the outrage about abuse of such a nice looking dog

The poor animal, misused like this

[Javaman]

8. the rovian tactic of using your opponents positive as a negetive...

you see, the repukes can't get it together so they slam someone who can.

She was a very good leader of the house, where as boner boy is a lesson in fail.

So what to do? Take a non-sequitor and promote it as "something clever" to boost boners fail as leader.

All clear now?

[Frustratedlady]

9. So much for thinking the new House would be more mature...

No wonder they never get anything done.

Yesterday, Boehner was sniveling and slobbering, which confirms he should never have been voted back in a SOTH, and now they welcome new members in this manner. Way to go.

Rather than a Speaker of the House, the House needs a kindergarten teacher to get them past the sandpile age.

Disgusting.

[Coyotl]

10. Yeah, F-Bomb John was having trouble reading his speech yesterday

after the martini pitcher for lunch, I suspect!

[Frustratedlady]

13. I only saw a couple sentences, but that was my first impression, as well.

I hope the speech wasn't too long, as what little I saw was embarrassing.

[DreamGypsy]

11. Perhaps DU could put together GOP House Survival kit...

...to send to the new Republican members.

A couple of suggestions:

A plastic wine glass and a bottle of 3 Buck Chuck
A snot rag for wiping mucus off the speaker's face
A temporary roadblock apparatus pack to deploy around the desk to prevent legislation from escaping the chamber

I am certain that other DUers can offer other appropriate contents.

[Coyotl]

12. Navel Orange Tanning Lotion, I Feel a Change Coming air sick bags, and dictionaries

for those big words in Senate Dem bills

[dwilso40641]

14. As they

go back to doing grover.

[DearAbby]

15. Their tears of anguish is like nectar n/t