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japple
Jan 2012
OP
"and so I said, I will need this much additional stretching in my sphincter
Warren DeMontague
Jan 2012
#17
cthulu2016
(10,960 posts)1. Lying to prospective Wife #4
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)13. You win. n/t
sakabatou
(42,152 posts)2. "GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!"
KansDem
(28,498 posts)3. "Next time you're found, with your chin on the ground..."
There a lot to be learned, so look around
Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant
But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes
So any time you're gettin' low
'stead of lettin' go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant
Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant
But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes
So any time you're gettin' low
'stead of lettin' go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant
I come before you humbly. In fact, I'm the most humble man on the face of the earth. And I'm proud of it.
Laurian
(2,593 posts)5. Charles Durning - Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Apologies to Charles Durning because I've always enjoyed his work, but Newt reminds me of the character ( a politician, no less) Charles Durning portrayed in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)6. I love my country t-h-i-s much! (That's why I must cheat on my spouses!)
pkdu
(3,977 posts)7. Who stole my damned PIE ! n/t
felix_numinous
(5,198 posts)8. 'All bullshit aside...
uh, i mean..."
BadgerKid
(4,552 posts)9. My accordion, it's about....this big. n/t
pkdu
(3,977 posts)10. ..and then , when my head gets this far up my ass.....
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)11. hoping my toupee stays on
DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)12. "A stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like." n/t
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)14. "I dreamed a dream..."
rustydog
(9,186 posts)16. Newt's long-lost sister?
rustydog
(9,186 posts)15. Some call them "Mistresses" some call them congressional aides
Hey, I've been forgiven by Jesus! go to hell!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)17. "and so I said, I will need this much additional stretching in my sphincter
...to accommodate the concomitant growth of my cerebral containment vessel"
GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,584 posts)18. "Dancing Queen"
His cell phone just rang.