Today I was attacked

[MichaelHarris]

the bad guy was a bow tie wearing plumber who spoke Italian, had a big mustache, and was rolling barrels at me. I guess the NRA was right, it is the video games.

[JVS]

1. Mario is the victim in Donkey Kong

[MichaelHarris]

2. not anymore

they are a violent gang now inciting gun violence all across our nation, the NRA told me so. Funny thing, all those other nations play the same games but don't have the violence. Still, it can't be the guns, has to be the games.

[Voice for Peace]

3. and where do you suppose the zombie attackers have gotten their inspiration?

it's got to be pac-man. and MS. Pacman. both of them.
the biting thing. just keep going, keep biting whatever
gets in your way. it's bite or die.

[MichaelHarris]

4. I've never been able to

eat fruit after that game, just way too traumatic.

[Voice for Peace]

8. I understand.. it's this terrifying choice between eating fruit,

in order to stay alive,
running for your life in order to stay alive,
or going beyond it all, and fighting to the death.

Stuff of nightmares..

[HiPointDem]

5. When pacman first came out there was a cafe near where i lived that had it. I'd never seen such

a thing & would go in there and play regularly. i was the crazy american woman who played pacman. i felt at the time it relieved stress but now i realize i was just addicted.

[Voice for Peace]

9. how many quarters a day??

lol it added up, as I recall

[MrScorpio]

6. Get this: I was minding my own business, riding on an asteroid…

When some motherfucker in a triangle shaped spaceship came along and shot it into pieces right from under me.

Lucky that one of those pieces took his trigger-happy ass out before he could react.

But still, I liked that big ol' hunk of iron. There will never be another like it.

[MichaelHarris]

7. falling, stacking blocks

that will kill us all.

[n2doc]

10. Just don't let him jump on you

Guy can really jump, should have been an NBA playa...

[AverageJoe90]

11. Hey, did anyone see that?

A furry blue hedgehog damn near ran me over just now.....Must've been doing a hundred or so. Following him was, get this, a flying fox with two tails. Weird thing is, just before that, I saw this ugly old fat guy in some kind of a junky hovering whatchamacallit flying eastward as if being pursued by the devil himself! Weird, huh?

[MichaelHarris]

12. I'll never understand

how blue hedgehogs were given permission to drive without a background check.