Ted Nugent

[Jamaal510]

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Link: http://countingdownto.com/countdown/176293#.UL-oqrQGU84.facebook

"On April 12th, 2012 the Motor City Meathead promised us: 'If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.'
I assume he was trying to get out the vote for Obama. Anyway, here is a helpful reminder to him. Do the right thing Ted."

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[Scurrilous]

1. Bookmarked!

[freshwest]

12. Also. Eagerly awaiting to learn where is his new residence will be located.

[In_The_Wind]

2. ~ K ~

[tabasco]

3. He'll just poop his pants to get out of his promise

That's his escape route for everything.

"Poop my pants and they'll think I'm crazy."

[tavalon]

31. But we don't think he's crazy

We know he is.

[Warpy]

4. I always think there should have been a third option

"Pink papered into a nuthouse for a three to seven day psychiatric hold"

He's bonkers. He needs treatment.

[Paladin]

5. I Want Him Out There Spewing Hatred On Behalf Of The Gun Militancy Movement.

He's a real asset to those of us who want restrictions on firearms. I think he and that Yeager guy should get married.....

[polly7]

6. Assuming he's going to keep his promise, and obviously his being

dead isn't an option .... I'm just trying to figure out what kind of completely victim-less crime he could commit to get his crusty buns off to jail.

[siligut]

25. I took his statement to mean he would shoot Obama

Am I off base?

[polly7]

28. I'm sure you're right.

I just thought that was something he was implying would happen before the election, and he'd failed. It's me that's probably way off base.

[ellisonz]

7. If Ted Nugent does not follow through with this threat...

...he shall henceforth be known as Ted "Big Chicken" Nugent in all major publications.

[msu2ba]

8. Chicken McNugent?

[ellisonz]

9. Even Better

[ReRe]

15. +1

[citizen blues]

16. LOVE THIS!!!! hahahahaha!!!!

[JoePhilly]

24. +1000

[Octavemando]

26. Thank you

well played sir

[UTUSN]

10. It's one of those working days vs calendar days situations n/t

[nyquil_man]

11. Maybe ol' Ted will finally settle down with the underage girl of his dreams.

[citizen blues]

17. Not likely.....

She'll turn 21 and he'll be on the prowl for the next child-bride.

[nyquil_man]

18. I just wish he'd slink away in his shit-stained jeans

and leave the thinking to people with brains.

[zeemike]

13. Only 89 days left.

Seems like it will never get here.

[JoyBugaloo]

14. hahahahahaha

[okaawhatever]

19. Dead or in Jail? Does America get to vote on that? n/t

[Jamaal510]

20. That would definitely be hilarious.

[spanone]

21. cat shit fever

[Zoeisright]

22. Oh please oh please.

There's not much else in this world that would make me happier than that brain dead asshole's premonition coming true.

[Aerows]

23. I'm thinking

He has a much higher chance of ending up in a psychiatric ward. It would be doing both himself and the rest of the country for him to get some (very) quiet time away from it all, medication and some intensive therapy.

[Shankapotomus]

27. DU should post a Ted Nugent countdown clock on its main page

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in response to Rush Limbaugh's Al Gore countdown clock.

edit: found one.

http://countingdownto.com/countdown/176293#.UNzKyQaoHce.twitter

[Raine]

29. Hey Ted THREE more months KEEP YOUR PROMISE! If you don't thing you're

a chickenshit. OPS, we already know you are Mr. SHIT in the pants. You shit in your pants to stay out of Viet Nam. I wonder how many died because of you're shitting your pants and getting out of it and they went in your place, you gutless coward.

[tavalon]

30. The Ted countdown