Tired and broke, Santorum heads home to do taxes

[ProSense]

Tired and broke, Santorum heads home to do taxes

By PHILIP ELLIOTT

PUNTA GORDA, Fla. (AP) — Rick Santorum is tired, almost broke — and going home.

The former Pennsylvania senator is taking a pause from Florida campaigning just days before the Tuesday primary that even he expects to deal him a third consecutive loss.

Santorum says he would rather spend his Saturday sitting at his kitchen table doing his taxes than campaigning in a state where the race for the Republican presidential nomination has become a two-man fight between Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney.

The cash-strapped candidate acknowledges that he simply can't keep up with the GOP front-runners in Florida.

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http://news.yahoo.com/tired-broke-santorum-heads-home-taxes-084655933.html

"Santorum, that’s Latin for asshole"
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[HopeHoops]

1. The idiot can't even jerk off by himself. Does anyone honestly think he does his own taxes?

[Major Nikon]

4. I suspect he probably jerks off himself to the idea of women receiving the "gift" of rape.

[surrealAmerican]

5. This was my first thought too, then again ...

... he probably thinks that gathering paperwork to send to his accountant IS "doing his taxes".

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. He must need that refund badly!

Returns aren't due until April 17 -- that's more than two months off.

[RevStPatrick]

3. Oh, puh-leeeze!

He has an accountant do his taxes.
Just like every other former United States senator.