What question would you hurl at Mitt Romney?

[Snarkoleptic]

So if you were near Mittens at a gladhand event with cameras rolling, what would you ask in hopes of getting under his skin?

I'd ask if he's accepted Jesus Christ as his person savior. Not that I give a shit, but the resulting awkwardness and stammering would be delightful.

or

How many U.S. jobs have been created by your stashing of loot in Swiss Bank Accounts and Cayman Islands?

[FarLeftFist]

1. How can you talk about rewarding success when you haven't worked hard to achieve your own success?

So if you think hard work should be rewarded how come blue collar workers aren't the millionaires, and why do you insist on shredding their unions and taking away their healthcare?

[Snarkoleptic]

5. Right?

This handjob was born on third base and thought he hit a triple.

[pinto]

2. Offshore bank accounts. Why?

[cherokeeprogressive]

3. "What undergarments do you wear to temple?"

[Mortos]

4. When your dog, Seamus, shit all over himself strapped to the top of a speeding car,

did you ever consider he might not have been enjoying the ride?

[creeksneakers2]

6. Instead of going after dirt

I'd rather they exposed his policy preferences. Just what does Mitt plan to cut to pay for his tax cuts for the rich and bigger military? Which regulations would he end? Details about it all!

[klook]

7. Why would you deprive the other 49 states of the health insurance program

you brought to Massachusetts?

Not that I give a shit about his answer -- I just want everyone to remember what a hypocrite he is about this issue.

[nevergiveup]

8. Did your mommy or daddy ever tell you it was not nice to tell lies?

Romney is on the verge of becoming a chronic liar and the media, of course, is giving him a free pass.

[Snarkoleptic]

9. Oooh, I think you're onto something.

Is there a difference in lying to Mormons as compared to lying to non-Mormons?

[Scuba]

14. +1

[Motown_Johnny]

10. It is to long to just hurl at him, but,......

If the economic policies President Bush put in place before the economic collapse were not responsible for the collapse and the economic policies President Obama put in place before the recovery are not responsible for the recovery; then why should anyone vote based on a candidate's economic policies and why have you made your economic policies central to your campaign?

[gopiscrap]

11. I have 3 questions

1) why do you hate dogs?

2) would you show us your secret underwear?

3) how many wives do you have parked somewhere that we don't know about....


seriously would ask to see his last 10 years of tax returns
ask him what kind of influence the Mormon church will have on his positions
and why he thinks it's ok to put his money offshore where it can't be taxed, isn't that sort of unpatriotic

[Snarkoleptic]

12. Might be good to ask if Joseph Smith will be present on judgement day

and if he expects to be diefied and lord over his own universe in the afterlife.

[Edweird]

13. "Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"

I keed...