In light of the fact that the nation is broke, and the Post Office is going to start selling clothes
President Obama has asked the other agencies for suggestions to bring in more revenue. Some of the revenue enhancers they came up with are as follows:
Dept of Justice will begin selling a series of buttons, TShirts, and other memorabilia in their gift shop inscribed with the words , No Justice, No Peace. Know Justice, Know Peace. The gift shop will also carry Monopoly Games which include extra Get Out of Jail Free cards if you work on Wall St. or are a member of Congress.
SCOTUS- Produce a TV show Survivor- SCOTUS Edition. Each week the Public gets to vote one Justice off the Bench until all the Conservative Justices are gone. A Bonus will be awarded if the audience predicts correctly to vote Scalia off the island, first.
The CIA will be selling a series of instructional tapes for parents on how to modify child behavior
The Marines will be conducting Boot Camps (The Biggest Loser version) for those who need a Jillian Michaels type in your face trainer, to get our obese nation in shape or for those who just want to experience what military life is like.
Defense Dept Conducting a Fire Sale on surplus drones. Be the first to get one for your neighbor on the corner with the 4 pit bulls that keep getting out.
FDA conduct a series of information classes on food safety with a special chapter on Why does my steak taste like horsemeat?
Health and Human Svcs is licensing the word Obamacare
Federal Reserve is going to begin printing and selling Platinum trillion dollar coins at a huge discount
Dept of Education will be launching a reality show entitled Why My Honey Boo Boo Cant Read
State Dept. a board game called Wheres Burma? A board game of European, Asia and African countries that cease to exist. Be the first on your block to get the latest addition which excludes Syria.
FAA Selling an App which lets you see inside the control tower at your flight destination to see if the Air Traffic Controller on duty is awake.
TSA Has put together a travel guide book including chapters on How many ounces can you fit in a 4 ounce bottle, and What to do when youre late for your flight and discover youre still wearing your concealed Glock.
EPA will publish a book entitled, Yes that water that ignites coming out your faucet is safe and other questions you were afraid to ask.
White House decided to start a Swear Jar in which John McCain has to put a dollar in every time he or Lindsey Graham mentions Benghazi.
Any additional ideas are certainly welcome.