"You found Ronald Reagan. He’s living in each and every one of you.” AAAAAAARRRRGH! GET HIM OUT!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Former President Ronald Reagan’s oldest son on Monday compared liberals to termites who are “eating away at the foundations” of America. Appearing a campaign event for Newt Gingrich in Florida, Michael Reagan encouraged attendees not to “go home and forget about it.”

“If you can think of the liberals, think of them as termites eating away at the foundations of your home each and every day,” he advised. “See, that’s what they do every day. See, we can’t afford to let them keep doing that. We can’t just go home and forget about and pick up the torch three days from now or four days from now. We have to be involved each and every day if we’re going to stop all that.”

“So, my challenge to you is this: If you really want to be Reaganesque, write a letter. Make your own time capsule. And write into that time capsule what you are doing today, tomorrow, the next day and the next day to ensure that your grandchildren, your great grandchildren, who live on the 300th anniversary of this nation, are enjoying the same freedoms that you have today,” he added.

“My God, I know there’s a lot of people looking for Ronald Reagan. My God, you gotta know we would all love to have my father back. But let me tell you something, if you wake up in the morning and you yearn to be free, if you wake up in the morning and you see that shining city on the hill and you want that shining city on the hill back where it belongs, and you want America to once again be the proudest nation in the world and have people look up to us then guess what? You found Ronald Reagan. He’s living in each and every one of you.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/31/michael-reagan-think-of-liberals-as-termites/

[dionysus]

1. time to call an exorcist...

[CurtEastPoint]

2. i am spewing lunch

What an asshole. And a grandiose one, at that.

[HughBeaumont]

3. Somehow, I don't envision children standing up in a classroom with their fists raised and saying:

"I'M RONALD REAGAN!"
"I'M RONALD REAGAN!"
"I'M RONALD REAGAN!"
"I'M RONALD REAGAN!"
"I'M RONALD REAGAN!"
"I'M RONALD REAGAN!"
"I'M RONALD REAGAN!"
"I'M RONALD REAGAN!"

in a montage, a la "Malcolm X".

[flakey_foont]

4. Ronald Reagan is living in me?

So that's what that was. I thought it was the black bean burrito I had for lunch.
Wait! Wait! Ah, better now. Bye, Ron

[Broderick]

6. And the doctor told me it was merely flesh eating bacteria

the truth hurts more.

[Blue Owl]

5. Sorry pal, but I exorcised my "inner gipper" quite a long time ago.

n/t

[deutsey]

7. What a reprehensible jerk n/t

[Initech]

8. Holy crap - Hans Landa used literally the exact justification in Inglourious Basterds .

This part here:


“If you can think of the liberals, think of them as termites eating away at the foundations of your home each and every day,” he advised.

Is reminiscent of:

Col. Hans Landa: Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk?

Seriously... They need to stop justifying everything Reagan did.

[NAO]

9. Bring on Ron Reagan

for a quite different perspective.

[KamaAina]

10. ...

[Yavin4]

11. Not Me. Just Came Back from the Bathroom.

Dropped a big Ronnie. Feel much better now.

[Ikonoklast]

12. So that's why I keep forgetting where my car keys are!

Ronald Reagan is eating my brain from the inside!

AAAAAAAAAuuuuhgghghghhhh!!!!!!

[Octafish]

13. So is plutonium.

Thanks to his bosses.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

14. I had Reagan in me but my inner Elvis kicked him out.

[RainDog]

15. ...