Martin Bashir: "Was Gingrich using only the rhythm method with his Catholic mistress Calista?"

[11 Bravo]

I really like this guy!

Newt's got his knickers in a twist about contraception. Martin wonders if Gingrich was just trusting to luck during his years of serial adulery.

[Enrique]

1. Newt needs to be asked this at the next debate

no joke, it's an excellent question.

[hedgehog]

2. Believe it or not, I've known people who were committing

fornication but refused to use artificial birth control!

[Stratetalker]

3. Beyond brutal

I don't think he should be asked that in a public forum...I honestly don't think he can physically take it

[11 Bravo]

4. Yeah. I despise him, but I don't necessarily want the doughy fuckwad to go into vapor lock.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. AAAAARGHHHHHH!!!!! Now I need mental bleach again. nt

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Is this a metaphor about him pulling out of the race?

Excuse me, I have to run to the store and buy a gallon or ten of brain bleach.

[CTyankee]

7. tee hee you said "pulling out"

[TlalocW]

9. Speaking of which...

Continuing to showcase my incredible ability to find a cartoon about almost any subject...



TlalocW

[Spazito]

8. I have only recently been listening to Mr. Bashir and...

am very much enjoying his show. He doesn't pull his punches around the issues, he nails them. I love it!

[Lawlbringer]

10. I like the guy

but I'm unfortunately in need of mental bleach because of this mental image.

THANKS A LOT

[Warpy]

11. What's been published is that she serviced him with blow jobs

so that he could continue to play the pious man who was not having sex with his staff. It was real sex when Clinton did it but most assuredly not the real thing with Callista.

I don't know how these Republicans can stand the reek of hypocrisy coming off every one of their candidates.

[Bluerthanblue]

15. wouldn't that have been a mortal sin?

[11 Bravo]

16. Nah, "Eatin' ain't cheatin'", (but only if you're a Repuke, of course).

[sammytko]

12. I think the newt is neutered

He didn't have kids with his second wife and he doesn't have kids with this one.

They were young enough to have kids when they were married.

Calista is an only child and I think Marianne is also. I think it's strange that he didn't try for a little newt

[yellowcanine]

14. Yeah I would guess that is true. Shouldn't he have had it reversed when he converted, though?

[sammytko]

17. I'm surprised calista didn't want to reproduce

But yeah, he sure isn't a good catholic.

I was raised a catholic, but now think the whole thing is kind of silly.

[11 Bravo]

18. Yeah, but a baby newt is an "eft". Calista had to draw the line somewhere.

Maybe deep in her heart she realizes that the entire country would be "eft" if her husband, by some miracle, oozed into the Presidency.

[yellowcanine]

13. Maybe the "no contraception" rule doesn't apply to mistresses.

Or maybe it does. Some of the old Popes had mistresses and children.