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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJust think of all the jobs that would be created under President Santorum
* Department of Morality - new Cabinet level position to promote and instill "traditional Christian values"
* Hundreds of thousands of police officers - specifically tasked to investigate the early termination of pregnancies
* Huge boost to the MIC as Pres. Santorum declares war on Iran, Syria, Pakistan, Egypt, Libya, and any other Islamic country he deems to be a threat
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Just think of all the jobs that would be created under President Santorum (Original Post)
Hugabear
Feb 2012
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,900 posts)1. Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)2. And the Junior Sex Police
would be the nation's leading youth organization.
dynasaw
(998 posts)3. Couldn't
He won't be raising taxes and wouldn't want to increase government!
Turbineguy
(37,375 posts)4. Don't forget
the gravediggers! We'll need a lot of them.
madamesilverspurs
(15,811 posts)5. The SSS
--- Santorum Sodomy Squad (in their festive matching sweater vests, of course)
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)6. Heeeee!! On second thought, the real life result
wouldn't be so funny!