Unchain your inner Cheney. Please come CAPTION the fat dick!!!!

[skip fox]

Dick, never-too-early-to-lie, Cheney is saying, "Our invasion of Iraq on mistaken information is not even close to the errors (the downright criminality!) of this White House as concerns Benghazi for one good very good and obvious reason: we weren't wrong about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq!!!! . . . It's obvious that before we invaded, Hussein moved a majority of the country's WMD's into Syria and dismantled the rest, covering up all evidence. . . . Imagine if we wouldn't have invaded! . . . We still be sitting in bomb shelters eating dried food waiting for the radiation level to return to livable levels! . . . Our invasion SAVED our country, . . . and now Obama is trying to bring this nation down single-handedly by covering up the Benghazi terrorist attack! . . . Can you imagine the gall!?!?!?"

[Mnemosyne]

1. I am a treasonous war criminal, what ya gonna do about it? nt

[4Q2u2]

2. Caption

Holy Crap, I thought boiled babies were supposed to be tender. This is like chewing shoe leather!

[Warren DeMontague]

3. That look worked WAY better for Elvis.

[kentuck]

4. "He goes down to the bog to warm his feet..."

"Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck."

[magellan]

5. "People don't know this about me...

...but I've actually been dead for over two centuries, sustained only by the blood of innocents. Perhaps you're familiar with my work...."

[Baitball Blogger]

6. This is Cheney with two more operations.

[magellan]

8. A bitchy trampoline - perfect! :-D n/t

[spanone]

7. a turd in the human punchbowl