"You gotta handle? I've gotta scandal!" Please come CAPTION Darrell Issa (aka Wheels)!!

[skip fox]

Hot Wire is saying: "Listen, Chris, if it brings a smile to just one child's face, if a single retiree gets a welcome handshake, if only one lonesome dog is able to find a new home, then I know my work will not have been in vain!"

[patrice]

1. "Memo to Bush IRS staffers: I am the voice of the holy Raaaygunnn, investigate my way, or else!"

[vanlassie]

2. "I may look nice and sweet with this smile on my face but I'll steal your kid's Hot Wheels if I

want, cause, well, cause I HATE MY MOM, that bitch."

[skip fox]

3. "Look, Chris, I get a bit tired answering those questions. But not one of my critics

can point to a felony conviction. . . . Besides, 'boosting cars,' as they call it, is not bad for the economy. It's good for the economy! . . . The local economy! . . . Think of all the insurance adjustors and car dealerships, not to mention the local police! . . . That is, it has a discernibly a positive effect on Main Street, Not Wallstreet! . . . I guess one thing I've always been is civic minded."

[11 Bravo]

4. Why yes, this IS my shit-eating grin. Did my breath give me away?

[skip fox]

5. "No, no, Chris. The worst this is someone who breaks the law

and gets caught!"

[PoliticalActivist]

6. Look at that GRIN!

Check out this GRIN - Get Rid of Issa Now!