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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/06/11/glenn-becks-teary-eyed-silent-monologue-my-vocal-chords-sic-are-paralyzed/Conservative talker and professional conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck announced Monday that he has temporarily lost his voice. On his web-only The Blaze TV broadcast Monday, he delivered the news over dramatic string music with the help of handwritten flash cards.
Doctors told me Friday, he said by way of the flash cards. My vocal chords [sic] are paralyzed.
The condition, he said, is temporary and reversible, but the loss of his voice has apparently got Beck thinking about his role in society. In his silent monologue, he expanded upon his remarks from the Talkers Magazine convention on Thursday, in which he apologized for being so divisive and only wishes he could go back and state his truth in a less plangent way that wouldnt have set people at each others throats.
hlthe2b
(102,468 posts)Another despicable stunt for publicity? Or a much deserved karmic "reward"?
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)kestrel91316
(51,666 posts)by his physician, so he decided to be melodramatic about it.
I catch a bad cold/bronchitis pretty much every winter and have to use flash cards at work for a few days. But I don't go all pity party and claim my vocal cords are paralyzed.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)a temporary god, sounds like
but still...
catbyte
(34,504 posts)I don't believe him, however, I don't believe ANYTHING he says.
JHB
(37,163 posts)I'll go with "secret implant".
catbyte
(34,504 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)Maybe if aimed at the speech center of the brain, but it wouldn't paralyze him physically, just mentally.
JHB
(37,163 posts)...how would he be different from now?
siligut
(12,272 posts)It is just too convenient that loudmouth Beck loses his voice at a time like this, he has to claim is is some evil power trying to keep him from "informing" his adoring public.
lame54
(35,341 posts)DetlefK
(16,423 posts)Ilsa
(61,709 posts)with macular dystrophy and could go blind in a year. Typical liar.
Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)Is this another Vicks trick?
I find it amazing that when all these scandals are hitting the fan, Beck loses his voice? The timing is delicious.
KansDem
(28,498 posts)A what?
C7(b9) chord
I still don't understand
Okay, okay: A C7(b9) "cord"
Oh, okay, I got it now!
UTUSN
(70,772 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)Or has he?
sibelian
(7,804 posts)How ironic.
reflection
(6,286 posts)tanyev
(42,646 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Beaverhausen
(24,474 posts)He's out of his mind.
6000eliot
(5,643 posts)We should BE so lucky.
ZRT2209
(1,357 posts)FSogol
(45,571 posts)Bad guidance counselor? Poor parenting? Wrong place at the wrong time?
skip fox
(19,360 posts)Head Wreck is "saying": "I've said a lot of words in my time. Before I sobered up, these were often dark words that shoved people's faces in the toilet bowl and flushed, or pointed words like sharpened umbrella pikes to goose old ladies with, or words like fecal stew to smear on people's faces, or stinky little words like used enema bags to squirt on people's salads. . . . But these days my words are good and of use, pointing out the traitors among us, the miscreant and vile, the sodomites and spies, the haters of America who need stomped into the ground, broken, exhausted, and defeated. . . . Words of love and concern, in other words."
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Here's the real story at Huffington Post:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/11/glenn-becks-vocal-cords-temporarily-paralyzed-tearful-monologue-cue-cards_n_3421174.html?utm_hp_ref=media
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)sad-cafe
(1,277 posts)not...
hope it is forever
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)arely staircase
(12,482 posts)or is it Obama's NWO?
Lex
(34,108 posts)SwissTony
(2,560 posts)I'll bet he's "cured" soon...like tomorrow?
Berlum
(7,044 posts)Quantess
(27,630 posts)...fake crying while showing flashcards. Probably dressed up in an SS uniform, too.
Quantess
(27,630 posts)At first I was like this
Then I was like this:
I can't believe there are people out there who eat this shit up. Glenn Beck is the charlatan of the decade.