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phantom power

(25,966 posts)
Fri Jun 14, 2013, 11:08 AM Jun 2013

"They truly can't help themselves. Give them a suit with rubber pockets and they'd steal soup."

They truly can't help themselves. Give them a suit with rubber pockets and they'd steal soup.

Learning from the sweet -- and largely unprosecuted -- techniques of their pals in the financial-services industry, it appears that the moguls, poobahs, and panjandrums in the insurance industry are finding their own special ways to game the entire system into the poorhouse.

These complex private deals allow the companies to describe themselves as richer and stronger than they otherwise could in their communications with regulators, stockholders, the ratings agencies and customers, who often rely on ratings to buy insurance. Benjamin M. Lawsky, New York's superintendent of financial services, said that life insurers based in New York had alone burnished their books by $48 billion, using what he called "shadow insurance," according to an investigation conducted by his department. He issued a report about the investigation late Tuesday. The transactions are so opaque that Mr. Lawsky said it took his team of investigators nearly a year to follow the paper trail, even though they had the power to subpoena documents.


Here's a thought experiment. But on your best suit, shine up your best shoes, walk into your local neighborhood auto dealership and sign to buy a Turbo Porsche by describing yourself "as richer and stronger" than you could say otherwise to, say, the bank holding the mortgage on your condo. Tell you what. You can tell us what happened when you get out of the joint in seven to 10 years.

Mr. Lawsky said that because the transactions made companies look richer than they otherwise would, some were diverting reserves to other uses, like executive compensation or stockholder dividends. The most frequent use, he said, was to artificially increase companies' risk-based capital ratios, an important measurement of solvency that was instituted after a series of life-insurance failures and near misses in the 1980s.Mr. Lawsky said he was struck by similarities between what the life insurers were doing now and the issuing of structured mortgage securities in the run-up to the financial crisis of 2008. "Those practices were used to water down capital buffers, as well as temporarily boost quarterly profits and stock prices," Mr. Lawsky said. "And ultimately, those practices left those very same companies on the hook for hundreds of billions of dollars in losses from risks hidden in the shadows, and led to a multitrillion-dollar taxpayer bailout."


You think any of these guys looked at what happened in 2008 and thought, "Boy, those guys really were crooks and bought the country a helluva catastrophe. We should learn from them and not do that ourselves." Nope, I guarantee you the first thoughts among the people who thought up this scam for the insurance companies was, "Holy crap, look at the dough those guys made!" And I guarantee you those same people all got raises. The upper levels of American capitalism is so rotten with amorality, so utterly devoid of any conventional sense of ethics, let alone social responsibility, that it hardly seems worth pointing it out any more. Congratulations to America's graduate schools of business. You have bred three generations of vampires to feed on the rest of us. It's as though every medical school in the country adopted the basic approach to thoracic surgery of Sweeney Todd and married it to the economic philosophy of Bialystock And Bloom.

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/insurers-inflating-books-061313
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"They truly can't help themselves. Give them a suit with rubber pockets and they'd steal soup." (Original Post) phantom power Jun 2013 OP
k&r for exposure. n/t Laelth Jun 2013 #1
I'm sure the 2nd thing they noticed was "nobody went to jail, or even saw a courtroom" phantom power Jun 2013 #3
Hell congress ctsnowman Jun 2013 #9
This malaise Jun 2013 #2
Truth Is Beauty, Sir The Magistrate Jun 2013 #4
The honest execs, if any even still exist, don't get promoted. reformist2 Jun 2013 #5
I figured that had to be Pierce. bluedigger Jun 2013 #6
Exactamundo. No investigation, no jail, and more record breaking bonuses. Egalitarian Thug Jun 2013 #7
Don't forget grad schools for Health Care Administration. Manifestor_of_Light Jun 2013 #8
Bright Side WovenGems Jun 2013 #14
Definitely. "Holy crap, look at the dough those guys made!" calimary Jun 2013 #10
Actually, their FIRST thought was to make it all legal.... Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2013 #12
and it will continue ut oh Jun 2013 #11
K&R to the top N/T. Rebellious Republican Jun 2013 #13
Having worked in the private insurance industry in the past, I think they are Cleita Jun 2013 #15
"Congratulations to America's graduate schools of business. You bred three generations of vampires" Lizzie Poppet Jun 2013 #16
I like the way you write! BrotherIvan Jun 2013 #17

malaise

(268,980 posts)
2. This
Fri Jun 14, 2013, 11:10 AM
Jun 2013

Congratulations to America's graduate schools of business. You have bred three generations of vampires to feed on the rest of us.

THE TRUTH!

 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
8. Don't forget grad schools for Health Care Administration.
Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:06 PM
Jun 2013

My undergrad college has a grad school for Health Care Admin, formerly called Hospital Admin.

I'm sure I could have had a great career in that, if I wanted to get a Master's, and most importantly, if I had no moral scruples.


calimary

(81,238 posts)
10. Definitely. "Holy crap, look at the dough those guys made!"
Fri Jun 14, 2013, 01:03 PM
Jun 2013

That's EXACTLY what they thought, followed immediately by "and look how they got away with it. Come. Let us study, and learn, and follow suit!"

Cleita

(75,480 posts)
15. Having worked in the private insurance industry in the past, I think they are
Fri Jun 14, 2013, 02:09 PM
Jun 2013

thieves and should be outlawed. We could use the premium money for non-profit disaster funds, whether they are done by governments at any level, federal, state municipal, depending on the needs of each geographic areas or associations like unions for the needs of their group. For instance, health care should be national single payer. Auto accident funds could be administered statewide and if we have specific needs like for floods, fires or storms, those disaster funds could be regional with federal help. Just MHO. What we have is stupid and counterproductive. We need something that works.

 

Lizzie Poppet

(10,164 posts)
16. "Congratulations to America's graduate schools of business. You bred three generations of vampires"
Fri Jun 14, 2013, 02:45 PM
Jun 2013

So. Fucking. This.

The "quarterly report mentality" that's pervaded American business culture for decades is pure poison. It starts in university MBA programs and is reinforced by far too many companies' compensation structures. It's a huge part of why we now have trillions of dollars in capital resources sheltered offshore (and made useless to the rest of society).

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