A Saturday is but a black maw / Until you come CAPTION Rand Paul!!!

[skip fox]

Rand ("I've got nothing against reason in principle, if it only wasn't so reasonable&quot Paul is saying: " . . . and your tax dollars, the money god-fearing American people have worked for and earned by the sweat of their brow, are being used to try to unseat God His Almighty Self from His Holy Throne! . . . American tax dollars are being used to make Satan stronger and stronger, day by day. . . . Going to Planned Parenthood. . . . Or so-called social justice programs. . . . Programs for sodomites and whores! . . . Race mongrels and waifs! . . . So just like in John Milton's divine history, Paradise Lost, Satan will again ascend the heights and with his legions, made fat and randy with billions of taxpayer's dollars!!"


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If anyone cares about the actual story, it's on Media-ite:

http://www.mediaite.com/online/sen-rand-paul-american-taxpayer-dollars-are-funding-a-war-against-christianity/


(Name in subject line --and rhyme changed to fit--corrected on edit.)

[hobbit709]

1. That's Rand Paul.

Either way, still a doofus

[lamp_shade]

2. Rand Paul

[no_hypocrisy]

3. "I've quoted Rand Paul so much lately, that I'm beginning to resemble him."

[Aerows]

4. LOL

[BlueJazz]

5. If this guy lived next to me, I'd "Baker act" his ass. Nut city

Baker Act = detention for mental health evaluation and treatment when required, either on a voluntary or an involuntary basis.

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. We call that around these parts a 51-50

That is radio code for such

[SidDithers]

6. "Who's got my Jeri Curl?"...nt

Sid