A CAPTION a day keeps the undertaker away. PLease come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!

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Rush, unfettered-by-facts-and-sense, Limbaugh is saying: "Listen, I don't know who you are, caller. . . . You may be a nice person who's simply misguided. . . . Terribly misguided by the sound of it. . . . But I don't form my opinion by 'listening to two sides,' as you put it. . . . That would be crazy. Besides, it's a sure bet that one side is always lying, and one side is always telling the truth, and it's the truth you're listening to at this very moment. . . . I've told you the truth about fraudulent climate science and the bogus claims made by evolution, about Obama's terrorist past and Michelle's disdain for America and the American way of life, about the health benefits of burning coal and fossil fuels, about the Democrat's desire for needless wars that will drive up the national debt and make all Americans dependent on government handouts. . . . Why, we'll be little more than junkies. . . . Did you ever wonder what all those zombie movies were about? . . . And then he plans to bring Acorn back under a different name (I'm hearing Mighty Oak) whose mission is to get us actually addicted to hard drugs so the One Word Government can walk right in while we're 'on the nod,' as they say. . . . That's the truth, caller! . . . The other side is lying through their teeth every chance they get. . . . You can count on it! "


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A link to the actual story on Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/06/18/rush-limbaugh-conservatives-dont-suppress-the-b/194512


(Note: It's hard to satirize the insane.)

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1. Reverse caption

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2. "And right here yesterday, I told you how carbon emissions are good for the planet just like

tobacco smoke is good for the human being, whereas quitting smoking causes all the problems, cancer and so forth, and I told you how the flaming water coming out of faucets due to fracking is good since it serializes it of bacterial impurities. . . . Why would you ever consider listening to liberals, . . . liberals who are probably right now denying each of these in turn."

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3. "I'm getting fed up with all the hate out there. Hate in politics

and hatred of ideas. . . . I wish I could get my hands on those hateful suns-a-b*tches, I'd skin them alive and then take a dump on their evaginated hearts!"