Everyday's a Weekend at Bernie's! Please come CAPTION Bernie Goldberg, the whine-miester!!!

[skip fox]

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Bernie ("God wouldn't have given us lies if He didn't mean for us to use them" ) Goldberg is saying: "Why Bill, under this law preventing such racial background checks, I could sue the NBA for not hiring me as a star forward, or movie studios for not making me a leading man, or the lottery for not awarding me ten billion bucks!!! . . . Would you believe it? . . . And how come no one brings this up on other networks??? . . . Makes you suspicious don't it?"



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Link to the real story on Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/06/19/fox-news-botches-civil-rights-law-to-defend-dis/194526

[skip fox]

1. "Even when I was young the other kids picked on me mercilessly

until I was both pissing myself and crying like a slapped baby. . . . Well, I sort of got in the habit, Bill, and . . ."

[OilemFirchen]

2. No, I am not Rube's son.

My discourse may have been influenced by his drawings, but we are not related.

Now, then. Notice how the cuckoo always hits Obama square in the noggin? That can not be a coincidence.

[skip fox]

3. "If you ask me, Bill, the reason why you're doing so well in the ratings

and the other new outlets are doing so poorly, is that they refuse to hire incisive intellecutal analysts like Adam Corolla, Bernard McGurik, Dennis Miller, and myself. The lame stream media just cannot compete against these heavy hitters!"