Please come CAPTION, Mitch (the fog machine)McConnell!!!

[skip fox]

Mitch (between a nurf-rock and a soft spot) McConnell is saying: "And these so-called fact checkers and truth mongers, like the bullies and liars at Media Matters, do the nation incalculable harm by taking the very words of conservatives (who are only trying to save this desperate nation!) to attack them. . . . These creatures have in my mind not only abdicated the right to any and all moral authority but also to continue an existence free of legal consequences. . . . Using our own words against us. . . . Now, that's low."

[Faux pas]

1. Keeping it 'real'

for the 'base'.

What a nozzle.

[Orrex]

2. "My previous thread was locked."

[treestar]

3. You expect me to answer that?

I don't answer your questions. I'm too important for that. I'll answer the questions I want to answer.

[ZRT2209]

4. Anyone but Mitch!

[skip fox]

5. "Well, to answer your question,

I have changed, . . . grown perhaps. . . . Remember how just five years ago I said my primary task was to subvert the presidency of Barack Obama? . . . Now I have two primary tasks and the second one has to due with his succession. . . . So I guess you could say I've matured."