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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJust when you think you've effing heard it all. "Who wants to serve a billionaire?"
Prepare to gag. This is a jaw dropping piece about learning to serve billionaires on their super yachts- learning servility is a must.
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Trainees must memorise correct forms of address from a training manual, which informs them that it is unacceptable to ask "Why?" (it should be substituted with "May I know the reason?" . The inquiry "Are you done?" should be replaced with "May I ask if you have finished?".
Trainees are told that some guests may request that they stand silently on board deck, motionless in the sunshine, waiting for instructions. "It's stupid, because they could use a buzzer," Gilmore says, but much of the staffing on yacht businesses is about ostentation and if a motionless steward, standing by on deck is what the owner requests, then staff are not to argue.
He tells trainees they must never wear sunglasses while addressing guests on board a yacht, because guests want to see be able to see their eyes.
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A daily list of housekeeping tasks includes polishing the television remote control and checking the towels for stray threads, which need to be chopped off with nail scissors. Students learn that they must monitor the bathrooms and lavatories, and are given guidance on the correct amount of time they should pause before they can scurry in and tidy up after a guest, refolding the end of the loo paper into a pointed V. "Be aware when people have used the rest rooms. You must be their shadow, but not too close," Gilmore explains.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2013/jun/24/who-wants-serve-billionaire-superyachts
NaturalHigh
(12,778 posts)I can't say that it surprises me, though.
DonCoquixote
(13,616 posts)The Millionaire who want to imitate the billionaires will bring this right to your workplace.
AndyA
(16,993 posts)She would no doubt have some suggestions to keep "you people" in their place. After all, it's bad enough that they must even tolerate having such lower class humans around to serve their needs.
If you ask Ann, she will tell you she vomits in her mouth almost every time she has to deal with a subservient person (which is a lot, because she's supreme to almost all.)
Initech
(100,070 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)hunter
(38,311 posts)... I figure you'd have to smoke billionaires like a ham to make them palatable.
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)meow2u3
(24,763 posts)Grilled Billionaire sounds like an appetizing dinner.
panader0
(25,816 posts)the poor have no fat and too much gristle.
MrSlayer
(22,143 posts)Wealth and privilege have always treated their "lessers" with disdain. Why is this a surprise to anyone? Yeah it's a shitty way to treat people but if you won't be happy with these conditions, you don't have to take the job.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)"Should I wash your dick for you too, sir?"
snagglepuss
(12,704 posts)her 80 yr old billionaire boyfriend while he stood in water with his pants down and she held a hose with her other hand.
deutsey
(20,166 posts)They still need to erase the few remaining vestiges from that uppity 20th century when the serfs actually succeeded in balancing the scales a little, though. Shouldn't take too much longer, though.
They're working on it 24x7x365.
geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)Lawyers, accountants, etc.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)I don't see the "gag" part. Now, I don't understand how butlers/valets put up with the people they serve, only that it must take rather special people for that kind of job to begin with.
I seriously doubt the people that want serving staff would ever ask for someone like Stephen Fry's "Jeeves" in Jeeves & Wooster, or "Benson" in Soap. Expect them to be more like Coleman in "Trading Places"
snagglepuss
(12,704 posts)owners after WWII had to respect workers. Globalization has changed that. With outsourcing employees are now a dime a dozen. The treatment of servants described here is symbolic of the new reality for the 99%.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)All I see are new rules for some servants, nothing more. That's their job, and I respect anyone that can do it. But I see no symbolism for the 99%, only people doing a nasty job the rest of us wouldn't be able to stomach for more than a few seconds. What's the symbolism of that part?
HiPointDem
(20,729 posts)Comrade Grumpy
(13,184 posts)jollyreaper2112
(1,941 posts)Fava beans and a nice chianti.
FarCenter
(19,429 posts)muriel_volestrangler
(101,315 posts)That, I think, is worse than cleaning out henhouses.
FarCenter
(19,429 posts)Jobs working in the big house have generally been preferred to working in the barns and fields.
What is described other than the jellyfish is not so different from standards of service at top quality hotels.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,175 posts)Initech
(100,070 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,175 posts)Besides, I think many of them prefer their smoochies on a slightly higher level -- if you get my drift (and I'm sure you do).
snagglepuss
(12,704 posts)That's brilliant. Thansk for the much needed laugh.
cali
(114,904 posts)She appreciates that working for this kind of employer can be challenging. Recently, she heard of two yacht stewardesses who jumped into a jellyfish-infested patch of sea to create a clear swimming channel for one of the boat's guests. "She was really in the mood to go swimming, so they swam alongside her they wanted to make sure she didn't get stung. They got stung to bits, and were in a bit of pain the next day. That's sweet, I think. They got a big tip at the end of the week," she says.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Nay
(12,051 posts)MoreGOPoop
(417 posts)Not for any amount of Kochmoney!
CrispyQ
(36,464 posts)If they answer "No," does that mean "No you may not ask," or does it mean "No, I'm not finished?"
What a bunch of self righteous assholes who think their shit doesn't stink.
DesMoinesDem
(1,569 posts)If they answer yes, do they then ask if they are finished? Whoever came up with that question is an idiot.
"May I ask if you are finished?"
-Yes
"Are you finished?"
-No
CrispyQ
(36,464 posts)Lint Head
(15,064 posts)This is the modern concept of slavery. No need for shackles or slave shacks. Violating these rules in society can result in job loss and more. I think this is the future unless there is a social revolution. Dying because you can't afford healthcare is just the beginning. Politicians are bought by the corporatists and their families. I fear for the future and my children's future world.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)These days, not so much.
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)country and the world has become.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)More like normal.
ck4829
(35,076 posts)For the obvious privilege of taking jellyfish stings for these people.
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)snagglepuss
(12,704 posts)Does the show reflect what's in the article?
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)It's a typical reality show: all the annoyances in relationships; the hassles of work and employers. The actual show begins July first.