"If you've seen one tree, you've seen too many." Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!

[skip fox]

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Rush, Repeating-the-Past-on-an-Hourly-Basis, Limbaugh is saying: "The Voting Rights Act is just like the legal go-ahead for gay marriage: totally meaningless!! . . . absolutely unnecessary!!. . . . These are non-issues, folks. . . . Everyone has always eagerly allowed everyone to vote (heck, they even encouraged them to vote) and no one as ever consciously placed obstacles in the way of exercising this right. . . . Just like it's always been easy for anyone in this country, anyone!, to get married. . . . Who ever tells you differently is playing you for a fool. . . You gotta know history, like me."

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

1. he just found out his wife wants to renegotiate her contract.

[Cirque du So-What]

2. Stand back - he's gonna blow!

Mr. Creosote, is that you?

[Buzz Clik]

3. ..

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. "Damn, I sat on my glasses again"

[skip fox]

5. "Ladies and gentlemen, the reason I have to stop every now and then

is to clean the fecal particles out of my mouth with a wipe after spitting the rest of the excremental debris in a bedpan."

[pscot]

6. If you've listened to one rightwing blowhard

you've listened to one fuckwad too many.

[skip fox]

7. "I think I just accidently swallowed my producer."