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Mon Jul 1, 2013, 01:05 PM

Dignity is as dignity does. Please come CAPTION Rick Perry!!!

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Rick ("Thinking's just another fad" Perry is saying, "Yes sir, I sure do believe in the dignity of human life above all things . . . all things! . . . That's why I say anyone standing in the way of this abortion bill is dead, finished, kaput, over, done, zip, nada, wiped out, cooked, nothing-on-a-stick, roadkill candy, a used condom, a wasted piece of human meat, fruity hemorrhoid cream, a node of pain-over-more-pain, a soggy tampon, a turd on a string, a. . . ."

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Reply Dignity is as dignity does. Please come CAPTION Rick Perry!!! (Original post)
skip fox Jul 2013 OP
broiles Jul 2013 #1
GreatCaesarsGhost Jul 2013 #2
srican69 Jul 2013 #3
skip fox Jul 2013 #4
treestar Jul 2013 #5
skip fox Jul 2013 #6
skip fox Jul 2013 #7
olddots Jul 2013 #8
skip fox Jul 2013 #9

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 01:16 PM

1. Except for all those people I have killed.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 01:26 PM

4. "Anyone can feel free to have an opposing view

as long as they're willing to go to jail."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 01:31 PM

5. We want to secede

so we can have an abortion free state that increases its population until the rest of you end up with more illegal aliens.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 02:12 PM

6. "And we can start by getting rid of at least three departments:

The Department of the Inferior, The Department of the Extracurricular, and the Department of the Posterior.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 02:28 PM

7. "If I had a set of six-guns right about now, I'd show you some real dignity!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 02:32 PM

8. I'm paid by the Bushes to make " W " look good

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 04:13 PM

9. "Actually our gay citizens, if that's what you want to call them, are useful in our society.

Why down in Texas after footfal season, a lot of us good ol' boys like to round us up a couple of those so-call gay citizens and get us a good workout. . . . It's great for the pecs and the shoulders."

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