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"Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, announced findings related to his research into the female soul early this week. "The absence of either salvation or condemnation for women finds extensive support in the Word of God." He reported. "Jesus said that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11: 9), God determined that men would be lonely living alone, so he created women purely to keep men company and serve their needs (Genesis 2:18-22). Women are therefore completely subordinate to men (1 Corinthians 11:3). It stands to reason, though, that once men enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they will be one with God, and will no longer be lonely and in need of mortal companionship. Thus, the reason behind having women will no longer exist. Women, like the members of the animal kingdom, will fall by the wayside."
Dr. Edwards went on to say that, "once men reunite with their maker, they will no longer be burdened with the care of women. After all, women were inferior creations from the start. Women are fond of self-indulgence (Isaiah 32: 9-11). They are silly and easily led into error (2 Timothy 3:6). They are subtle and deceitful (Proverbs 7:10; Ecclesiastes 7:26). They are zealous in promoting superstition and idolatry (Jeremiah 7:18; Ezekiel 13:17, 23). And they are active in instigating to iniquity (Numbers 31:15-16; 1 Kings 21:25; Nehemiah 13:26). It was the inherent weakness of women that led them to be deceived by Satan (Genesis 3:1-6; 2 Corinthians 11:3; 1 Timothy 2:14). Consequently, women were cursed from the start (Genesis 3:16). There is simply no room in heaven for such flawed and inadequate beings."
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0500/femsoul.html
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(50,566 posts)cbayer
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(50,566 posts)valerief
(53,235 posts)NRaleighLiberal
(60,014 posts)They truly are our social and cultural inferiors.
tanyev
(42,559 posts)silverweb
(16,402 posts)[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]We do all remember that this site is pure, biting satire, right?
Not that what they say is far off the mark, but it's still the Onion of religious publishing.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)I feel sorry for their mothers. Imagine having such hatred and disdain for your own mother that you would throw her away like a piece of used up rag even though she spent her life taking care of you and your father.
wandy
(3,539 posts)rounder; but they have different souls? I though the soul transended all that. I make you all a promis. When I cross over to the lone and only I will do extensive reserch as to the diffrences between men and women's soles. I will post my results here.
Don't expect an update any time soon.
saras
(6,670 posts)It's like having a National Geographic ship come back and announce that they've discovered SpongeBob SquarePants on the Bikini Atoll.