They aught to give Zimmerman a metal. Please come CAPTION Steve Doocy!!

[skip fox]

Steve ("balanced as dervish dancer on LSD&quot Doocy is saying: "Just to catch you up on the George Zimmerman trial: in the past several days the defense has scored a number of knock-out punches (any one of which, by the way, should result in an innocent verdict) in terms of forensic evidence, voice recognition by a witness, a courtroom demonstration of the altercation, and a demonstration of Treyvon Martin's reprehensible desire for drugs and violence, even while the judge is apparently doing everything in the book to derail the defense attorneys. . . . Meanwhile the prosecution has entered lame evidence, lying witnesses, and deceitful testimony from fake experts. . . . The prosecution seems clearly 'down for the count.' . . . Make sure to stay tuned to Fox for a fair-and-balanced account of the trial. As always!"

[yesphan]

1. Metal cuffs to the wrists and ankles, perhaps.

A Medal ? Not so much.

[skip fox]

3. I'm channeling Doocy here, of course. NOT ME!

[yesphan]

5. Of course.

[frylock]

2. shank you very much

[noiretextatique]

4. another conservative white guy behaving badly

[a kennedy]

6. and I'm just so excited that the X blond from the view will be with this guy in a couple of months!!

[Deep13]

7. Doushy out douche-bags himself with epic douche-bag comment. nt

[kentuck]

8. This fits:

[skip fox]

9. "I say, let's put Zimmerman's face on Mt. Rushmore!"