Eraserhead Bucket List, Shaky and 9 other names for William and Kate’s princely baby

[OilemFirchen]

For reference, the editorial's here. Don't bother reading it, though, 'cause the writer sucks huge time. You've been warned.

I will give her credit for the headline, so here it is.

Good night, all!

[RudynJack]

1. Stormhammer Mountbatten-Windsor.

[adirondacker]

2. Milken Tacks

[hifiguy]

3. Here are a few suggestions

Ethelred
Egbert
Spanky
Stymie
Butch
Cuthbert
Cletus
Alfalfa
Nebuchanezzar
Caesar


But seriously, how fucking cool would it be to have a Prince Elvis and eventually a King Elvis. That would totally be the cat's ass.

[thelordofhell]

4. Corpse Flower

[Douglas Carpenter]

5. I say, Ralph -- imagine a real King Ralph