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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAnother family man from Cleveland. Please come CAPTION Ariel Castro!!!
Ariel ("All people do is complain, complain, complain" Castro is saying: "Well, Your Honor, if you look at it objectively, they had it pretty dang good. . . . A heck of a lot better than the victims of The Inquisition. . . . And better than people during the plague. . . . Even better than slaves. . . . They didn't even have to work! . . . Objectively, I'd say they owe me for rent and food for over a decade. . . . But I'll not push the matter. . . . That's the kind of guy I am."
Now, on your way to the waste-bin, Spud.
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Another family man from Cleveland. Please come CAPTION Ariel Castro!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Aug 2013
OP
"But were they happy with the Happy Meal? . . . Not a smile, much less a giggle."
skip fox
Aug 2013
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skip fox
(19,357 posts)1. "Your Honor, I think we have something important in common.
I used to play judge-and-jury, too.
Bertha Venation
(21,484 posts)2. He said that?!
The mind boggles.
As for captions, I got nothin'.
skip fox
(19,357 posts)4. CAPTIONing at DU is creative
but we often try to channel the essence of our subjects, what they would like to say, what they're thinking, the stupidity of their thought processes, etc.
(In the OP, his trying to seem like a nice guy who just needed a family is being satirized. But explaining a joke is like dry-humping a wire brush.)
Bertha Venation
(21,484 posts)5. Well, it sure went over my head. n/t
Baitball Blogger
(46,703 posts)3. Too many like him, by degrees.
dembotoz
(16,802 posts)6. mistaken identity --you have me confused with Fidel
hughee99
(16,113 posts)7. He should have plead guilty. If he looks at objectively,
he won't have to work anymore and he'll get free food and housing for the rest of his life. Sounds like he'll have it pretty dang good.
bravenak
(34,648 posts)8. I even bought them McDonalds!
skip fox
(19,357 posts)9. "But were they happy with the Happy Meal? . . . Not a smile, much less a giggle."
skip fox
(19,357 posts)10. "I never got to have any pets when I was a kid."