CAPTION.... for the children

[underpants]

[Ian David]

1. I think I've seen this video on RedTube. n/t

[liberal N proud]

8. OH WOW

[chrisa]

10. What the...?

[sarge43]

2. She taught me to do the middle distance stare. Pretty good, huh? n/t

[Earth_First]

3. DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HER EYES, CHILDREN!!! n/t

[madokie]

4. Please don't let that get near the white house, please

[eissa]

5. Always cover your shameful parts

As Mr. Elephant here is demonstrating.

[Justice wanted]

6. Now Rudy the Elephant wants you to remember that Taking all the earth's resources as quickly as

possible is the best way to protect the earth.

[Sabriel]

7. "And now, I'm going to read 'If You Give a Head a Helmet'" n/t

[surrealAmerican]

9. I'm sure she's too polite to say anything, but ...

... there is, indeed, an elephant in the library.

[Motown_Johnny]

11. "We never talk about the elephant in the room, we are Republicans"

[FSogol]

12. "Make sure all the children sit at least 15 feet away from me..."

[GoneOffShore]

13. That is so wrong on so many levels.

I'm going to have nightmares now. You could have put a "Graphic picture" in the header.

Sheesh!

[unkachuck]

14. "May I please go to the potty? Elephants scare me!"....n/t

[Sheepshank]

15. Sorry a decent caption escapes me....

.............but that has to be one of the most horrid unnatural settings with the most awkward tension I've seen from any adult interaction with kids